In conclusion: Thanks to poster Biffy the vampire slayer who gave me an accurate answer to my original question. Finally knowing what song it was ( Bach Cello Suite #6 if you need to know) really put me in a good mood. So I’m forgiving everyone who posted without giving a serious answer. Thanks agian and God bless 
There is and it is 13.
EDIT: I gave a serious answer. I’m pretty sure Elton John wrote “Bach Cello Suite #6”.
You have no idea what your forgiveness means to us.
And, by the way, is cut & paste really all that hard? If Biffy the Elephant Shrew made you so happy, why couldn’t you put in that extra quarter-ounce of effort and get the name right? Oh, that’s right. It’s because you’re a boor and you really don’t care.
removed.
Beef be with you.
I was serious when I called the OP an asshole.
Wait, hang on. Are we talking about a couple of minutes from a minor character in a cable-only series which aired over seven years ago? Really? And when someone else didn’t do your research for you within fifteen minutes, you prodded, and then in an hour you insulted, and in an hour and a half you flamed? WTF?
Enjoy,
Steven
I couldnt figure it out so I asked myself who I thought were the best people to handle the job. Cecil Adams never replied to my email. So I decided to ask the teeming millions. Ever have a song stuck in your head? Yeah, well try having the first 10 seconds of that song playing on a loop in your head and not be impatient. I forgive you though.
How long did you give Cecil? I’m reasonably sure the term “never” can’t apply to the query since it can’t possibly have been sent before 2003, and between now and then hasn’t been long enough to qualify as “never.”
And why would I possibly need your forgiveness?
Enjoy,
Steven
I ASKED YOU A QUESTION BITCH!
Enjoy,
Steven
FTW!
It has been a few days. Only sent it ONCE though.
Geez, even **I ** can wait 15 minutes. I guess that makes you even worse than me, but I would like the take the more christ-like route, so I forgive you.
Christ-like? Interesting.
Which of the Gospels contain the story of Jesus calling people “pretentious, ignorant, cock-shining, pathetic virgin, penis-pumping losers”?
This implies that you don’t already have huge whiny tards on Giraffeboards. 
It’s been MORE than 15 minutes. <Taps foot impatiently>
After you provide that citation, I’d also like to see a list of all the immediate answers you’ve provided to other posters. And be quick about it, damn it.
It wasn’t the christian bible per sei, but here is a link that would answer all questions and more about my beliefs
And also with you.
Do we get a burger and beer communion at this church or what?
Please note the following:
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I don’t give a monkey fuck what you believe.
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You’re an asshole.
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I just asked Jesus, and He thinks you’re an asshole.
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Ghandi wants to kick you in the balls for being an asshole.
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Jimmy Carter has offered to buy you a can of spray paint and a ticket to Singapore because they cane assholes over there.
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Ozzy Osborne muttered something unintelligble, but it ended with him calling you an arsehole. That’s British for asshole.
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Stephen Strasburg says “Ow, my arm hurts, but at least I’m not an asshole like Marcohko.”
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Cowboy Bill Watts said “Let’s hook em up, you little asshole.”
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Pete Rose bet a grand on you being an asshole.
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Ric Flair hollered “Wooooooooo” 23 times in 30 seconds, exposed himself, bounced off the ring ropes, then called you an asshole.
You’re facination with assholes intrigues me. That being said, I’m calling you an asshole.
(p.s. I suppose saying “it takes one to know one” may also work.
No, meat is murder.
:eek: I got pitted within 48 hours of joining.
P.S. My post seems too mild for the pit, so get bent, jackass.