What are you now, like, a 100 years old? Being a long time fan, I am inexplicably drawn to The Osbournes show, but seeing you dodder around is getting to be more than I can bear! You have (had) a fruitful career, but geez, maybe it’s time to remove the black nail polish, hang up the leather pants, and enjoy retirement.
The clincher was last night’s show, which featured, among other things, you riding around on a Lark (old people) electric scooter, and clenching your (hurt) leg in the middle of the show. All the while wearing what appear to be Rockport walking shoes. I know you broke your leg a while back, but the visual of you on that scooter is all I can think of. Now you are still 100 times cooler than I’ll ever be, but maybe it’s time to concentrate on your golf swing.
BTW, Sharon is a serious babe.