Instead of mocking those of dubious mental capacity as “wearing tinfoil hats”, we must recognize that they are in fact in league with the Black Helicopters, not hiding from them, as previously thought!
Fffft. Old news. It’s commonsensical that such a chapeau would act as an antenna.
What nobody talks about is that this is solid evidence for a mind-control conspiracy.
Think about it: Do you know a single person whose behaviour didn’t become increasingly bizarre after they were tricked into putting on a tin-foil beanie to “block out” the mind-control signals? Q.E.D.