Comparing people in consensual, loving relationships to child rapists and bestialists makes you an asshole. It makes you an asshole because you are unable to see the difference between rape and homosexuality. It makes you a whole suite of other choice words I shan’t bother to furnish you with, to boot. I have literally no idea why someone would choose to be so wilfully offensive about behaviour which impinges upon them not one whit and harms no-one else, and I am quite happy to consider it just a facet of your essential assholishness. Your posts, by and large, make me want to scour the backs of my eyeballs with wire wool and dettol. You are an asshole not because I disagree with you, but simply because you seem to try so hard to be one.
I know of only one Christian, and they nailed him to a cross for it. Members of organized religion learned a valuable lesson from this, and have ever since striven to act in a way he would have found offensive. So far, it has worked.
No, I don’t. But what you can tack on is a great big
Kiss My Ass
from me. I do not have raging homophobia. I am simply outspoken in my views and for that, I am called a homophobic asshole. I try to show some simple courtesy to the OP and I am called a coward.
I’m Christian? Oy gevalt, what a shock. I’m all fartootst. I find myself stunned and breathless, as if somebody had given me a big zetz right in the poopik.
Mamale, Tatale, my sister, the whole mishpucha will plotz when they find out. Mamale may weep and tell me how farshadat she feels because of what I’ve done. Or, she may just plotz from the tsuris. What will will my bright, pretty niece (Koina hura) do when she finds her Unc Unc is a gentile?
How do I spend the rest of my life? I should know from the goy lifestyle? Does this mean I should throw out that jar of gefilte fish? Because, when you feel the need to nosh on some fish that’s been mixed with onions, potatoes, and pickled, it’s really something. Do I need to go and have somebody uncut my shmecke? Should I hire somebody like that gonif shiske Martha Whatsername to come and goy-ify my apartment?
At an emotional moment like this, I could really use some nice chocolate ruggeleh. But, at this time of night, the Refusnik grocery store is closed. I have no car, and I refuse to shlep the six miles to the closest Superfresh in the hope that maybe, G-d willing, they ruggeleh. I’m a goy, and I have no ruggeleh, or mandelbroidt, or shnecken, I don’t even have the ingredients to make a nice Jewish apple cake. What’s a goy to do?
Tragedy like this, I don’t need.
Where do I turn for guidance?
Quick, somebody start an “Ask The Christianity Maven” thread.
Differing from a norm or from the accepted standards of a society.
n.
One that differs from a norm, especially a person whose behavior and attitudes differ from accepted social standards.
[Middle English deviaunt, from Late Latin dvins, dviant- present participle of dvire, to deviate. See deviate.]
Whether you like it or not, homosexuality is deviant behaviour in our society. Bestiality is also deviant behaviour, as is pedophilia and necrophilia. I don’t feel that anyone should be rewarded for engaging in deviant behaviour. That has been the position I have argued all along.
You want to allow deviant behaviour on the grounds that it is a “consensual, loving relationship”, as if that somehow justifies it. But if you allow one, you need to allow all. That was my point. I’m sorry if you didn’t like the way I phrased it, but there it is.
Technically, you’re correct. However, unless you’re an idiot, you know that the word deviant carries a connotation of being perverse and wrong. If you didn’t mean to imply a moral judgement, you should have used a different word.
Could you clarify that?
I believe that particular logical fallacy is a false dilemma. We do not need to allow bestiality, necrophilia, or anything else if we allow homosexuality. The legal definition of marriage can be changed from ‘a man and a woman’ to ‘two adults’ the same way it was changed from ‘a man and a woman of the same race’ when miscegenation laws were overturned.
And I hate to break it to you, but homosexuality has been “accepted” by most civilized societies for some time now. So it is no longer considered “deviant” (much like interracial marriages).
“Civilized”, of course, is the key word here…one which may be foreign to you.
You are, of course, aware that agnosticism isn’t the norm in this country? I don’t think you should be allowed to get married. And let’s make sure those evil left-handed people aren’t allowed to spread their filth in our schools. For that matter, those SCA freaks wandering around with their swords and codpieces are corrupting our moral fabric! Fuckin’ deviants!
Ok, I recognize some of those words, but some, you just made up, right? Is that the secret to sounding Jewish? Are all those “Yiddish” words just made-up syllables that start with “sh”?
Oh, don’t bother. It’s been done. Clothahump isn’t just an asshole, he’s also really fucking stupid. I mean, seriously, look at what he believes in, and look him up from past threads. You think one logical argument is going to change that? Being an asshole exists apart and beyond having asshole views. Anyone can end up saddled with an idea that they later realize is wrong. But Clothahump? He’s got convictions. He’s committed. He likes being an asshole, and that’s why he comes up with any opportunity he can to do it. After all, when was this thread about gay issues in the first place? If they were just his views, he wouldn’t constantly bring them up at inappropriate times. (Hijacking threads is most certainly deviant behavior by the definition he quoted - it violates our standards.) Nope, it’s that tendency for assholes to want to show off their assholishness.
Then the crybaby shit over being called an asshole. Because it’s unfair for him to face the natural consequences of being one. He’s like people you see on talk shows. “Don’t you call me no thief! I mighta stolen her wallet, but I ain’t no thief! Don’t you be callin’ people names!”
Just as an informational point, enlarged type is the BBS equivalent of yelling at people. Whether or not you intend it to be, it is perceived that way. Yelling “kiss my ass” twice in a post generally fails to refute a contention that you are an asshole, in the perception of many long term BBS posters.
In case this analysis is unclear, let me demonstrate the point.
You sound just like an asshole!
[sup]and until an actual asshole is available, you will be considered an example of one.[/sup]
Tris
“The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.” ~ Alexander Jablokov ~
Funny, that’s not what you said when you emailed me a few weeks ago asking if I was going to come to any Dopefests so you could get my autograph. So not only are you an ass, but you’ll either lie to a second-rate webcartoonist about the quality of her work for an autograph, or you just like to shit on people the second they disagree with you or call you out on your verbal diarrhea.
You choose to express your opinions in an extremely harsh and inflammatory manner, and that, sir, makes you an asshole regardless of what you believe.
Thanks, but you don’t have to make up for him. I honestly don’t give a shit what he thinks, I just wanted to point out his little inconsistency. I don’t draw to impress assholes.
