Zim Eats Waffles ... In Middle English

[The_Hamster_King]

… Zim is a straunger from India ower someplace lyk that, and he thinketh that he is to take over Cristendom wyth hethenness – but in troth he was just so troblynge that the kinges of hys londe just wanted him wey. There is a childe heighted Dib who ever tryeth to stop Zimes yvele, but no man beleveth him. And there be eke a machine clept GIR who may talke and gooth about in habit of an hound … .

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