Zod 2008
At least he’s honest.
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
It’s refreshing to see such a brutally honest candidate. He’s got my vote!
Don’t you think it’s a little too soon after Hillary to have a First Lady with such an aggressive posture?
Someone on the Usenet speculated about a Zod workout video:
“Kneel before Zod!
Do deep knee bends before Zod!
Touch your toes before Zod!”
If you are going for evil, why not choose Cthulhu? (though you could argue he’s more alien and indifferent towards lower beings than evil)
Brian
While I like the General’s directness, I have to wonder whether he’s eligible to be president. He is neither a naturally born citizen, nor was he a resident of the US when the Constitution was ratified. Perhaps he should just declare himself king.
His zeal for kneeling may also cost him the senior vote.
“Kneel? I can barely get up!”
“I knelt before Zod----And I can’t get up!”
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.
If he gets Walken to shift from wanting to be president to VP and they run on The Scorched Earth Party ticket, they’ve got my vote!
Poor, poor Chris Walken. How the mighty have fallen… remember when he used to shoot kooks with Presidential aspirations? Now he wants to join them. 
Where’s the Hypnotoad when you need him?
Still down on the floor. I still can’t get up.
Universal health care? From the guy who exploited Superman’s weakness of caring for humans by trying to drop a radio tower on some pathetic Earthlings? How the mighty have fallen.
I’m afraid it’s all for nought. Zod isn’t a natural born citizen; he was born on Krypton.
Lex Luthor, OTOH . . .
Oh, come now…there’s no way our first female president is going to be an extraterrestrial…
Listen, these campaign aspirations are clearly ametuer. OK he promises to lower taxes and cheapen gas prices, but not once does he mention September 11th and the war on terrorism. And will he allow us to keep our guns (that I heard he was immune to.)? What is his stance on gay marriage and abortion? Without knowing these things I’m not sure I can…
…::screaming::
He’s got my vote!
I think the brain slug party is the one for you.
Technically, Zod was born on one of Krypton’s moons.
Geek…