Hamas: Israel distributes libido-increasing gum in Gaza
Goddamn that is a nasty dastardly trick to pull on unsuspecting virginal Gazans. Horny teen girls will destroy civilization. …or what goes for civilization in Gaza. And on a side node, where do you think I could get hold of the gum?
Maybe that’s why they are outbreeding Israelis by a significant margin. If Israel’s plan is to be overrun by Arabs demographically then the Mossad is doing a bangup job. 
Is the “side node” an adverse effect of the gum? 
I’ve go a date tonight where can I buy some of this gum? I only want to test the truth of the claims; I would never use it to make my date horny. But seriously anyone got Mossad’s phone number?
It’s true what they say, then: A girl who chews gum will smoke, and a girl who smokes will drink alcohol, and a girl who drinks alcohol will do anything.
This is a secret Palestinian plan to jam the Mossad switchboard.
Just say “Death to Israel! Also, can I get some of that Hornygum[sup]TM[/sup] please?” when on the phone. Someone at NSA will forward your request to Mossad.
Even dance. 
I don’t know what she was caught doing, but bonus points for quick thinking to blame it on the Jew gum!
I’m pretty sure that if Israel had developed libido increasing gum, they’d no longer have to complain about having chosen the one spot in the Middle East without oil.
Like I said before, the Arab world has the best conspiracies- either that, or the Mossad has a LOT of time on their hands.
She prolly went swimming, I reckon. :dubious:
They don’t have have a rush delevery option but I’ve got a case coming next week. By the way I had to use the Death to Israel line as the password to the phonebank.
If your hotel’s pool water looks like tzatziki sauce, you need a better travel agent.
Heh…Jewing gum.
In Zionist Israel, Mossad calls you.
As a side note, would “ZOG” refer to Israel? I’m not sure how else an Israeli can respond besides “Yes, and…?” when someone claims that there are Zionists in government. I heard a rumor that the country was even founded by Zionists!
Proof that the clueless ghetto mom outside the courthouse that says, “my son is a good boy and couldn’t have committed that brutal murder” is not a racial or cultural thing. It’s just that some parents are totally oblivious and will believe anything to convince themselves that they are lousy parents.