For your consideration: NJ
really that whole NJ MD DE area. We don’t need it.
Hmmm…no fish? I was gonna say Florida or Texas, but now you’ve tickeld my fancy. No more S. Carolina! Fish = evil!
Phil Ochs once sang “Here’s to the land you’ve torn out the heart of / Mississippi, find yourself another country to be part of.”
But the most recent lynching, that of James Byrd, was in the state that’s the heart of the gun cult, casual executions, official corruption, glorification of ignorance, overall belligerence, and general yeehawism. Texas, we’re damn sick of you. Shape up or ship out.
No, you’re thinking Ohio.
Ohio doesn’t exist, and neither does Atlantis. Thus, Ohio is the Lost continent.
Or would be, if it existed.
No one wants to vote Pennsylvania off?
Massachusetts. No doubt about it. This state messing up with the big dig as badly as we have is the national equivilent of causing your team to lose a challenge.
MA is also the only state where people are fleeing in droves and actually has a falling population. Led by Kennedy and Kerry, MA wouldn’t last a decade on it’s own. But, it would be fun to watch it try. 
As I recall, a President who grew up in Texas insisted we need to drill in ANWR anyway, so no big whoop there. And we’ll just develop hybrid cars, reducing our dependence on foreign oil. Not having Texas may lead to other countries hating us a lot less.
I think I might agree with Elfkin and pick Utah. In my view, we probably have about 10 states more than we need, and I think all the ones I’d ditch have been nominated in this thread.
Texas? California? Massachusettes? Florida?
I dunno about you, but I have no desire to pay MORE money to the government and those states all add money to the nation. Get rid of some state that’s using more federal funds than contributing, like Montana or West Virginia.
I’m going with Maine myself.
Maine: America’s Willard
And yet, Debaser, you live in Massachusetts. You want the *rest * of the country to secede.
Why do you hate America?
California.
You guys must live near Austin. Texas will never be purple, much less blue.
Nope, sorry, you lose the good when you get rid of the bad. No Molly, no Hill Counrty, no Austin, no Willie Nelson, no Big Bend. See, except for the current noxious political climate, it’s really a wonderful part of the country. Instead of getting rid of us, you really ought to be thinking about invading us. Liberating us, I mean.
Yeah, but if you got rid of Texas, he’d actually be right. Even if every household car in America was hybrid right now there’d be no other way to fulfill your current oil and natural gas demand for heating, industrial, and military needs other than raising prices way, way, way through the roof.
I like to picture you burning a Texas flag and a little infidel cowboy puppet in effigy while you’re saying this.
Naw, voting against 'em is enough. Let them do the hating.
My point was that it’s actually going to happen even if we don’t need it, so it’d be no different.
I say Alaska. There’s nothing wrong with it, but it always screws up the maps, what with that extra box they stick in the middle of the Pacific.
I’ve always wondered how cartographers felt about Alaska. Now we know for sure. :eek:
I’m going with an odd choice: South Dakota, just because they’re the idiots with the lack of usury laws (i.e. no caps on interest charged on loans), which enable the credit card industry to screw the rest of the country. Second choice: Delaware for the same reason. Those states are Renfields to the credit card industry’s Dracula.
WV.
I mean Virginia already got rid of them. They must have had a good reason.
Plus, it’s got that creepy Mothman. ew…
There are way too many people voting for Texas because of political concerns. I think y’all are treating this question far too unfriviously. If you’re going to vote us off, it should be because you’re jealous of our big… “hats.”
I’ll be the first to cast my vote for Rhode Island. No one will miss that little polo ground. It’s also about the right size to turn into a superprison to house all the outlaws from the other 49 states.