What’s with the southern exposure bias here? Don’t you guys realize the evil that is Minnesota? Jessie Ventura, Garrison Keillor, blizzards…
“It grows as it goes, motherfucker!”
Somebody needs to send the second half of this thread to Dave Chappelle. I can see it now: State mottos as read by Samuel L. Jackson (with Chappelle doing a Jackson impersation, of course.)
It also works for some of the Canadian mottos.
“You Can Ride our Black Flies, motherfucker!”
“Spuds? We Got Spuds Comin’ Out Our Arses, motherfucker!”
Whaddya mean those aren’t official? Damn.
OK, but the official ones ain’t the greatest. Although that damn Saskatchewan stole America’s national motto. <glares northwestward, starts racking the shotgun>
No, these are Canadian mottos:
Strong and free, unclefucker
Splendour without diminishment, unclefucker
Glorious and free, unclefucker
Hope was restored, unclefucker
Seek ye first the kingdom of God, unclefucker
One defends and the other conquers, unclefucker
Loyal she began, loyal she remains, unclefucker
The small under the protection of the great, unclefucker
Je me souviens, baiseur d’oncle
From many peoples, strength, unclefucker
Nunavut our strength, unclefucker