Zoid, a full response to your lame-ass analogy

Rather not join? You asked for it in the first place:

Lol, what a maroon.

ETA: and he continues to not join in Fenris’ hijacking.

Once again(for those playing in the studio audience), the requested phrase of the day was “Off-Topic Threadshitting”. Our contestant gets no points for getting it half right. Better luck next time.

Take another looksee in this thread and tell me where you spot the hate.

Look! It’s the Geek Chorus!

Too bad he never delivered, isn’t it? He managed to stray off-topic several times, and he posted something that he claimed was threadshitting(to him, at least), but he just couldn’t put the two together.

You know, I may be wrong about something. I still believe that Czarcasm has a lot of hate in him. I think that’s confirmed with all the invective he throws around. However, he might not be the bigot I thought he was. A google search brings up threads like this:

Describe your God
For The Religious: What about other gods?
What if all professed Christians disappeared?

Now, none of those OP’s he started are hateful in any way, shape, or form. However, they do seem to indicate that he thinks about religion a lot. Like a lot. It’s quite possible that he isn’t a bigot about religion, and rather, just a complete and utter asshole with zero tact that is interested in religion. I can kinda sorta forgive that.

So Czarcasm, I still think you are a jackass, but I’m going to apologize for calling you a bigot.

Best left-handed compliment I’ve gotten all day. I’ll take it.

And this, people, is how you achieve detente. :smiley:

OK Czdorkasm. you wanted examples of how you threadshit? I’ll give you one, even though you’ll deny it and cry and bawl about the injustice you undeservedly suffer. I’ll even post the pertinent parts here so you won’t have to expend precious effort to click on the link.

In this thread, the OP innocently asks,

Your wise and insightful offering:

Ha, ha. Oh look, Czarcasm referenced the Worst Story Ever Written just to show how cutting edge he is. It had fuck-all to do with the topic, but he found it necessary to display his sparkling wit just in case everybody forgot.

Fenris made you his bitch in this thread, and armedmonkey is trying his best not to squeeze your nuts too hard, but you keep showing your ass for more whippings, just so you can get in the last word. No one is impressed by your show of obnoxious bristling. You win nothing. Abczolutely nothing.

…aaaaand that’s how detente collapses.

I had such high hopes. Shame.

Goddamnit, Knowed Out. Just goddamnit. I don’t like Czarcasm, obviously, but that was just a geeky joke. Please don’t put me in a position where I have to defend the guy.

Look, Czarcasm, why don’t you just come out and admit that you have a crush on Fenris, already? We all know it.

Right-I brought his name up in this thread, accused him of all sorts of crap, then accused him of being the worst something or another on the whole internet. Really, with cheerleaders like you, Knowed Out and Drunky Smurf coming up with obvious nonsense like this it just makes my job so much easier, so…keep 'em coming, please.

Heh, Guin’s right, This is like a bad meet cute rom com. Fenris is Ben Affleck and Czarcasm is Jennifer Lopez because, you know, somebody’s got to be the big ass.

We need to talk to Novelty Bobble. Is the pavilion still open? I’m still not sure what the fag machine does, but I’m sure it’s fabulous, so maybe we need that too. Regardless, I think the Bobble can book us a bar and a dance floor. Let’s throw a wedding!

Y’all are gonna give Fenris a seizure or something if you keep this up.

How’s he going to get any action when you won’t take Fenris’ junk out of your mouth?

What just happened?

You got this weird look, like you were possessed or something, and started flailing around and gnashing your teeth and spitting. Then you just went limp, and then opened your eyes and said “what just happened?”