Zoimbie Baby Jesus in Nativity Scene

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’ve read pieces people wrote compasring the risen Jesus to a zombie, but I’ve never seen a Zombie Baby Jesus before:

1.) This is the second year he’s done this.

2.) His neighbors aren’t happy about it

3.) The town tried to shut him down by saying that his manger didn’t meet code. Seriously. This reminds me of the way that Salt Lake City shut down their dismal strip clubs* by citing violations of asbestos rules. In the case of Zombie Jesus, the guy simply took the roof off his manger. problem solved.

4.) “My family loos forward to this every year,” the guy explained. “We use this for our family craft time.” It’s good to have a hobby, even if the hobby is freaking out the neighbors.

5.) The son attends Catholic school. He must have interesting discussions with his teachers. I try to imagine what the nuns of St. Mary’s would have said if our family had put up a Zombie Jesus, but I can’t. The cognitive dissonance is too great.

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That was very scary!:eek::eek::eek:

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Kind of reminded me of the baby in the Incredibles.

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People need to just chill out. If God is offended by this display, He’ll take it up with the offender. Pretty sure an omnipotent being doesn’t need a bunch of peoples running around junior modding for him. Didn’t Jesus already deliver that message?

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Well, I’m glad the guy is just putting up zombie mangers and is not a horrible “atheist, agnostic or devil worshiper.” sigh

And the note was right - baby Jesus was not a zombie. Grown up crucified Jesus on the other hand …

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This is what happens when the residents of Halloween Town invade Christmas Town.

By the way, what’s a zoimbie?

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“Sweet Zombie Jesus!” - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth

(Seriously? I was the first one?)

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Unfortunately, I don’t think that he did.

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If Zoidberg were killed and then became re-animated, he’d be a zoimbie.

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I don’t care because of the God thing. But, if I lived there, I wouldn’t want to have to walk by that creepy thing all the time. I think it’s unneighborly, and it’s actually the first time I thought maybe an HOA might be a good thing. Surely creepy shit brings property values down.

Yeah, I know. Freedom of speech and all that. Still doesn’t mean I have to appreciate it. It’s not FNAF bad, but I still wouldn’t like it.

Make it a cute or funny zombie, and I wouldn’t care at all.

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I wonder how the reaction would be different if the subject was a different well known prophet.

I’m all for the first amendment and am all for this guy’s douchebaggery exposed for all to see.

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The guy is a troll. If I were one of his neighbors, I would greet him with “hello dickhead!” every time I saw him for as long as he had the zombie Jesus on display.

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Nitpick: The manger is the thing the zombie baby is sitting in. The (now roofless) structure around it is a stable.

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and just how would god do that ???

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Is it ok if I say that to all the neighbors that have ‘pretty’ baby jesus displays?

What about if they have the gasp wrong sports team flag hanging from the garage???

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If it were a Christian using his yard display to make fun of Muslims, then he’d be a dick. If it were a Muslim using his yard display to make fun of Muslims, I’d have about the same reaction. The guy in the story is a practicing Christian. Christians, it seems to me, should have a fair pass to make fun of their own religion.

The guy put this on his front lawn and lit it up with floodlights. I’m pretty sure he wants people to see it.

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And if he responds, “Hi, neighbor,” then he’s a better Christian than you are.

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I am an atheist. He can do a great many odious things and still be a better Xian than me. I scorn him for his crass trolling.

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A Zombie Jesus isn’t appropriate !

…until Easter.