Zombie bombs

I’ve asked before about the viability of rendering corpses to make Diesel fuel. I don’t recall how to do it, but I recall it can be done. And I’m sure there are warehouses around that are full of fertiliser. If someone were to build a zombie processing plant to make Diesel, then there would be fuel to run generators and trucks (and possibly turbine-powered aircraft). It would be a good business. But then someone comes along and says, ‘Here’s the deal: You give me half your shit.’ ISTM that someone could happily supply fuel to the usurper for a while. And then one day, load up a few tankers with zombie-Diesel/fertiliser mix (What’s the ratio, anyway?) and drive them right into the usurper’s camp. I don’t know how the zombie bombs would be detonated. They’d have to explode within the camp, but before the ‘fuel’ could be offloaded. Unless you can find a suicide bomber.

Of course a smart Evil Overlord would have his assets dispersed, but a ‘hands-on’ Evil Overlord might want to stand on top of the tankers/trucks loaded with barrels to gloat.

Good crop up there, this year? :smiley:

I was going to speculate on possible drivers, but really, what AB said.

At least the diesel would be green.

Bah! How quaint. Now, using compressed and cured zombies as rocket fuel, on the other hand…

(Although I have to admit, I initially got my hopes up, thinking this would be asking about methods of deploying zombies and/or Zombie Gas in combat. I have copious notes. :frowning: )

Wouldn’t it be simpler to send in a tanker full of zombies?

Groups are pretty good at killing zombies. Negan’s group can herd them like cattle and use them as weapons/obstacles/training aids. One truckload of ANFO took down a building in Oklahoma. A few truckloads of zombie-ANFO delivered to a (presumably mobile) camp would be devastating.