Fidget, grouse and call each other naaaammes!
Zombies from a Chicago suburb near O’Hare are from where?
BERRRRRRRRRRR-WYYYYYNN.
Um…DES PLAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEs?
What ype of shoe do little-girl zombies wear?
Good to see that the Son of Svengoolie lives on!
Mary-JAAAAAANES!
What does a zombie farmer haul his hay in?
WAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNS
In a zombie’s opinion, these ushers have the tastiest noggins…
The ones employed by theater chaainnns?
No? I got nothing otherwise.
These tend to explode if you dig into them with a backhoe…
Gas maaaaiiiinnnssss.
When Zombies get cold they get this skin condition.
Chill Blaaaainnns!
what brothers made a scary movie that insults even a zombie’s intelligence?
The Waaaaaaayans!
What do zombies use to build their skyscrapers?
Craaaaaaanes.
The 1992 Zombie Olympics were held in which country?
Spaaaain
After the zombie suspect is arrested and booked, what happens?
He is arraaaaaaaigned!
When a zombie is looking down his nose at you, he’s glaring at you with…
He’s detAAAAAAIIIINED!
How does the French zombie say “later?”
DisDAAAAAIIINN!
What’s zombie Andy from Shawshank’s last name?
Andy Dufffrrreeeeedsne
Where do zombie druggies inject their drugs?
In their Veeeeeiiiinnnss.
What is a zombie’s favorite Christmas treat?
Caaandy Caaaanes
Who was the brother of zombie Abel?
Caaaaaiiiiiiiinnnn!
What is the all time classic zombie movie that’s NOT about zombies?
This one’s still in PLAAAAAAYY!!
Apreeeees?