Urbaaaaannne (not to be confused with Urban)
If you wanted to introduce a zombie virus into the water supply, where would you go?
The water maaaaaaiiiin
After Buffy’s had her way, what’s a vampire?
Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain
Who is the favourite folksy author of all zombies?
Mark Twaaaaaaain
What is a zombie’s favorite Chinese food?
Lomaaaiiiinnne!!!
Zombie Heston was in this movie about an extraterrestrial zombie virus?
Omega Man…aaaaaain?
Looking for “Andromeda Straaaaaaain?” No Heston.
If a liquified zombie were poured into a sink, he’d go down the…
I know, I don’t know why I typed Heston. Zombie must have eaten that part of my braiiiinnn!
Oh, and they go down the draiiiinnn!!!
Who is the zombie Major played by Damon Wayens?
Major Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayne
What does the zombie Queen do?
She reeeeeiiiignns.
What does her presidential successor do in election years?
he Campaaaaaains
What does the moon do to save zombies from werewolves?
This one is still in play, too…
Chocolate Raaaaiiinn! (That’s not too far away from the original!)
What does an apiphobic zombie do when he encounters a beehive?
It waaaaaaanes.
After the zombie-hunter shoots the mob, the still-animated zombie avoids the hunter by…
He faiiiiiiinnnnts?
Who is the favorite CSI of a Miami dwelling zombie?
There’s still no AANNNNNSWWEEEERR (wow…that doesn’t work well on non-“ay” words)!
-Cem
Heratio CAAIIIINNNEE
No idea on the Usher one, Cem.
Andy FRAAAIIIIIINS! (hope I didn’t misremember that!)
When a Zombie meets a ghost, the ghost will often rattle his…
Chaaaaaiiiiinnns
A zombie who looks in the mirror all day is?
I was thinking Runs awaaaaaaay, but that works too!
Vaaiiiiin.
What do you call it when a zombie gets blood on his shirt?
Staaaaiiiinns!!
What US state is famous for their zombie lobster?