Dr. Seuss, who died in 1991, has a new book coming out.
*Would you read it in a basket?
Would you read it in a casket?
Would you read it in your bed?
Would you read it if you’re dead?
Would you read it to be brave?
Would you read it from the grave?*
Not to be confused with the R-rated sequel, What Kind of Pot Have You Got?
Or the ever-popular “Horton Hears a Hooker”.
Why is it all the Robot Chicken takes in Seuss are now running through my brain?
*I wish we could do what they do in Katrife
In Katrife they can waken the dead back to life!
In Katrife, every year, on the day you have died
They bring forth the dawn of a new undead tide
When the Dead-day Zomb-Zomber hikes high up Mr. Zorn
And let’s loose a big blast on the big Zombie Horn.
And the voice of the horn calls out loud as it plays:
“Wake Up! For today you’ll devour their brains!”*
Also hoping for more of the alphabet in From Beyond Zebra.
I’m a sentimental Seuss fan. I’ve loved Seuss since my childhood and loved sharing his books with my children. This is exciting news to me. 
I think you mean Horton Hires a Ho
I do not like green brains and ham
The Cat in the Hat Comes Back…from the Grave!
Now we know Yertles ultimate plan ------ AN ARMY OF UNDEAD FOLLOWERS!!!