ZOMBIE THREADSPOTTING: Bacon Salt

I’ve seen quite a few potential scenarios from Cervaise lately that make me think it might be fun to poke around in his brain a little bit.

Fun or scary.

I’d better bring some Bacon Salt just in case.

My brain already tastes like bacon.

I have no doubt, but I wasn’t planning on eating your brain (eww), just playing with it a little. Although, now that you mention it I might have to give it a lick and see if it really does taste like bacon.

Cervaise is a guy? Great, Just Great! We need gender identifiers on this board.

Perhaps you could suggest it to our new corporate overlords.

Well, I just assumed, what with all the talk about blowjobs.

Yes, I’m a guy. I am also, from time to time, black. I think I’m gay sometimes too, but I can’t find a link.

Here’s one.

Okay, in addition to the magic wonders of bacon salt itself, I just wanted to add while I’ve known my girlfriend for a little over 2 years now, I have NEVER seen her laugh as hard as I have after I showed her this thread and watched her read through it.

Don’t forget your nuclear war end of the world kit.

'cos ya never know :eek:

IT’S HERE! IT’S FINALLY HERE!

::runs off to find something to eat::

–FCOD

I have pimped this to my friend. My bacon crazy friend.

My bacon crazed friend who once was keeping a journal of which restaurants in the Sacramento area would consent to adding bacon to his milkshakes.

My bacon crazed friend who (AFAIK) pioneered the “Bacon Mudslide” beverage, which is exactly what it sounds like. Bacon, ice, mudslide mix, blend.

Danger, Wile E Robinson, danger!

That would require a DC25 sanity check. Seriously, I should know.

I’m his brother.

Ok, the wife says I can order one jar. I know without asking that the smoked stuff isn’t what I’m looking for.

So I have to decide between peppered and original.

You lucky bastids that have gotten it already, what would you suggest?

Today I threepeated with my Bacon Salt. I put some of the peppered variety on my hashbrowns that I had for breakfast. At lunch, I put some of the hickory flavor on a hamburger. Tonight at dinner, it was regular on pizza. All were better because of it. Hmmm, now if I can find something for snack tonight, maybe some on a hot fudge sundae…

Apparently you get it faster if you order the three pack because they are ready to go. I ordered three of the same flavor and I am still waiting. But they said I should have mine at the beginning of next week. I’m jealous of you guys who have sampled the bacony goodness already.

::: patiently waiting :::

I’m getting a 3-pack as a prezzie for my boyfriend. Nothing says love like surprise bacon salt! Thanks for the tip and reviews, everybacon- I mean everybody.

Dammit, Asimovian! I come back from a hiatus from Doperville and within ten minutes, you’ve got me spending money. I didn’t even read any reviews before I plonked down 17 bucks for the three-pack.

I’m thinking it’ll be good on cottage cheese…

You’ll thank me and the rest of the gang later. :slight_smile:

über-bacon

Bacon salted Pickles!
Bacon salted potato chips!
Bacon salted Cheez-Its
Bacon salted sour cream and onion dip!
Bacon salted deviled eggs!
Bacon salted Scallops (wrapped in bacon)
Bacon salted Turkey stuffing!