In IMHO
“Died surrounded by family and friends”
late coworker: what should I have said?
What made it hilarious for me is that the coworker in question was tardy, not deceased. Heh heh
In MPSIMS:
**Your cat has a tumor. Want some toast?
Bad ways to break bad news… **
In MPSIMS (and I am not making a political comment, it would work with any name):
**I Will Be Front and Center at Reagan’s Funeral
Maybe I really AM a sick individual!**
Right now in MPSIMS:
A Reagan Tribute to End All Tributes
I’m pregnant!!!
Bad ways to break bad news…
I’m pregnant!!!
Here in MPSIMS
Ohhhh… Trojans! I get it now.
So, the dog ate the contraceptives
From MPSIMS
**Strange note on my front porch. What does it mean?
It’s the SDMB cryptic crossword! (Trial edition)**
The nonsensical:
I don’t believe in God but…
I’ve got a bird’s nest in my flower pot!
And the off-putting:
I Will Be Front and Center at Reagan’s Funeral
You want anything?
In MPSIMS
**
Hip replacement flip side.
I farted and my dogs barked**
In MPSIMS -
How should I pass the next hour and 45 minutes?
another 15 minutes
Yesterday, in the Pit:
Bush recruits Pope for campaign
Or, why I shouldn’t ride the train.
Someone was arrested right outside my house last night
THAT’S Chelsea Clinton???!!!
I’ve been waiting for this one to come up:
I want to know what you look like- Post your photo!
Aagh! My eye, my eye!
MPSIMS:
Music Lovers - I need your help!
RIP: My bedside clock radio
Ok, so my nice, peaceful evening didn’t quite turn out as expected.
Anyone want to see a pic of my backside?
or
Anyone want to see a pic of my backside?
Attention Doper Brats - Official Online Party (plans)
Why we’re moving
I Am An Idiot.
Bees! Bees! Bees!
They have an 'effing coffee bar in the emergency room.
I just like the image of a hospital Starbucks bar operated and patronized by swarms of coffee-addled bees.
Right now in GQ:
**“She Pee” female stand up urinals - Anyone have a pic of what these look like?
Hold’em Flush Scenario**
**THAT’S Chelsea Clinton???!!!
Name your favorite Doper Smartass!
**
** Microwave Experiments
RIP: My Bedside Clock Radio**
A MPSIMS Triple!
**Video: 30 wasps kill 30,000 honeybees. Very cool. ( 1 2 )
Why we’re moving
Chemical exposure and severe overreaction**