Heh. I initially read this as “Who fucks like monkeys?”.
I don’t really know what that means, but it sounds funny.
Last year I registered zombieninjapiratemonkeys.com as a domain name.
I couldn’t decide between zombieninjamonkeys.com and zombiepiratemonkeys.com, so I just combined them. (I also briefly considered deadhooker.info.)
While I have jackcrap up on the site (it was sorta one of those, “I’m a geek, I need a website, even though I have no use for one and will never update it” things) I do think the graphic is kinda cool. A guy I met in a chat room made it for me.
Concubine? Hell no. If I’m going to be on the pirate ship, *I’m * going to be the Captain and wear the really big hat, and *you * can be *my * concubine.
I promise you won’t mind much.
Oooh! Oooh! You need some crew! Can I be on your ship? I don’t need to lead. Just give me a couple of daggers, I’ve got strong arms and I can navigate, and I’m a good scrapper. Can I wear big, big boots?
I will subdue the men who come forth to be your concubines. Smack 'em around a little before they see the Captain, make them realise they’re dealing with some serious pirates, not just some serving wenches.
I’m a geek. I love pirates. I want to be a Sea Fair pirate one day.
Anastasaeon, you’re First Mate. Follow me over here.
Any room for an unemployed Ninja on ye fine ship?
Cynical Gabe, female crew only. But you can be a concubine!
Inigo, yes it was in India. Missed that before.
simple
they’re all cool is some aspect or another
As a geek, I hereby declare that monkeys are, as the kids say these days, “teh suck.” And those who try to up their geek cred by pushing monkeys (like, say, ThinkGeek or Webmonkey) are my sworn enemies!
However, it is true that pirates absolutely rule (if you have to ask why, you’ll never know), ninjas have Real Ultimate Power and zombies… well… OK, they’re not really that cool. But they do show up in certain video games which are popular with some geeks.
i love the monkey head
But WE have parrots! Top that ! 
Monkey’s fling poo.
Secretly, that is the ultimate weapon.
No blood.
No spilled guts.
Just poo.
If this thread doesn’t generate decent adds nothing will.
Aren’t monkeys something that everyone likes, surely that would make them non-geeky as they aren’t exclusive to geeks and 12 year old boys.
Sorry, don’t care that much for monkeys. Lemurs, on the other hand, are way cool.
Oh yes, ring tailed Lemurs especially. That evolutionary step from Lemur to Monkey was a real bad move I think.
Monkeys are too much like some half - finished humanoid creature, they move in a weird frantic crackhead way, they’re hairy and have pointy teeth. They’re creepy. Throwing shit doesn’t make them any more likeable. Plus, they are eeeeeevulllll.