Bred out of curiosity! That’s my favorite part. "Hm, let’s see what happens when we mix this with this… "
If we cross this new creature with a monkey…will we then get a Zunkey?
Other possibilites:
Lion + Zebra= Libra
Zebra + Crow =Zero
Zebra + Tuna=Xena
Donkey + Goat + Jay =Donkey-oat-a
Please help me get a government grant to help cover expenses with my experiments.
I remember a trip to TJ a few years ago, and the had a Zonkey there. With a cart attached. And you could sit in the cart and have your picture taken, for US$5.00. But it wasn’t actually a Zonkey, but a painted donkey. Really. Poor thing.
Maybe we can continue the breeding to create really cool animals:
Zebra + Donkey = Zonkey
Zonkey + Dear = Zonkeer
Zonkeer + Goose = Goonkeer
Goonkeer + Amoeba = Goonmeakeer
Goonmeakeer + Tabby = Gootmeabeer
Gootmeabeer + Pet = Getmeabeer.
Now THATS an animal I want.
Bull Dog + Shitzu = Bullshit (from a friend’s profile)
Elephant + Rhino = Elephino
I also want a:
Hamster + camel = Hamel
Hamel + Oclet = Hamlet
and a
Sea Gull + larve = Serve
So I can have a ServeHamlet.
I need one of those too.
Winston, I was in Tijuana two weeks ago and the “zonkey” is still there.
Well, a zonkey is still there. Based on how my street vendor taco tasted, I think I know what they do with underperforming zonkeys.
And to misquote Bart Simpson, “God, schmod- I want my getmeabeer!”
I’ve seen a zorse (male zebra X female horse): chestnut with black stripes. Used to be part of a circus, but now lives on a farm a few miles down the road.
And for the raptor lovers: What do you get when you cross a Caracara with a Vulture?
A Caracature.
Zonkies are real, I have a picture of my SO petting one.
He petted it. And he never lets me forget it.
But that’s okay, I have a cat and he doesn’t.
The ligers are pretty cool too… lion x tiger. But they mostly look like lions. There are some other possible combinations but I can’t remember them at the moment.
Oh, I remember those zonkeys in TJ. Don’t they have 'em on every corner downtown?