Zonkeys!

Bred out of curiosity! That’s my favorite part. "Hm, let’s see what happens when we mix this with this… "

If we cross this new creature with a monkey…will we then get a Zunkey?

Other possibilites:

Lion + Zebra= Libra
Zebra + Crow =Zero
Zebra + Tuna=Xena
Donkey + Goat + Jay =Donkey-oat-a

Please help me get a government grant to help cover expenses with my experiments.

I remember a trip to TJ a few years ago, and the had a Zonkey there. With a cart attached. And you could sit in the cart and have your picture taken, for US$5.00. But it wasn’t actually a Zonkey, but a painted donkey. Really. Poor thing.

Maybe we can continue the breeding to create really cool animals:

Zebra + Donkey = Zonkey

Zonkey + Dear = Zonkeer

Zonkeer + Goose = Goonkeer

Goonkeer + Amoeba = Goonmeakeer

Goonmeakeer + Tabby = Gootmeabeer

Gootmeabeer + Pet = Getmeabeer.

Now THATS an animal I want.

Bull Dog + Shitzu = Bullshit (from a friend’s profile)

Elephant + Rhino = Elephino

I also want a:

Hamster + camel = Hamel

Hamel + Oclet = Hamlet

and a

Sea Gull + larve = Serve

So I can have a ServeHamlet.

I need one of those too.

Winston, I was in Tijuana two weeks ago and the “zonkey” is still there.

Well, a zonkey is still there. Based on how my street vendor taco tasted, I think I know what they do with underperforming zonkeys.

And to misquote Bart Simpson, “God, schmod- I want my getmeabeer!”

I’ve seen a zorse (male zebra X female horse): chestnut with black stripes. Used to be part of a circus, but now lives on a farm a few miles down the road.

And for the raptor lovers: What do you get when you cross a Caracara with a Vulture?
A Caracature.

Zonkies are real, I have a picture of my SO petting one.

He petted it. And he never lets me forget it.

But that’s okay, I have a cat and he doesn’t.

The ligers are pretty cool too… lion x tiger. But they mostly look like lions. There are some other possible combinations but I can’t remember them at the moment.

Oh, I remember those zonkeys in TJ. Don’t they have 'em on every corner downtown?