Ladies and gentlemen, and children of all ages, (oh, and Dopers too!): please welcome to Terra, one of our newest inhabitants, Ippo the Zonkey!
Video from Italian TV embedded here (English text on page, only the video is in Italian).
I liked the ferrets on steroids better.
First mules, now ‘zonkies’? damn, donkeys are the playas of the animal kingdom.
Sure, they’re cute now. Just wait until the Zonkie apocalypse…
yay!. Zonkey is my new favorite word.
A new animal, a new name…
And it sure sounds better than “zass”. 
Looks almost like they recreated a quagga.