*For heterosexual guys. Opinions of hetero women and gay men on the issue of relative hotness of two women shouldn’t count It’s like hetero men and lesbians ranking Brad Pitt vs George Clooney in terms of hotness.
I have seen exactly one episode of Bones and had to look up the name of the actress because she was in some costume and her magnificent boobies were on display.
I can’t really define it, but there’s something… prickly… about Emily. She grates on me a bit.
Zooey, though, is soft and inviting. She will make me happy.
Oddly that was her only role that made sense to me. Emotionally unavailable was in the character description and from what I can tell she has all the range of a cardboard box so it just seemed to work. (Sorry Zooey fans)
To be fair, Emily might not have much more range since I don’t know of anything beyond Bones that I’ve seen her in.