ZPG Zealot: A troll too far

[Guinastasia]

She DID try that, remember? But they fired her, duh. Because obviously they wanted to rape her and couldn’t.

[needscoffee]

@kambuckta

Everyone knows that New Zilanders don’t shake hands.

How would our poor ZPG react to a nose-rubbing I wonder?

Trying to force nasal intercourse on her.

[Meyer6]

@The_Tao_s_Revenge

So what if she chooses to accept someone’s handshake, and doesn’t feel violated at all?

@ZPG_Zealot

I would consider that how she wished to live her life and her business. It would be one of the factors I would consider if I was ever called upon to offer an opinion or evaluation about her behavior, but then so would everything else I knew about her.

I’m guessing you’re not called upon to give character references very often. “Yes boss, Sally is a good librarian and she’s always on time and the patrons love her, but I saw her shake hands with someone and she didn’t feel violated at all!”

[wonky]

@Meyer6

I’m guessing you’re not called upon to give character references very often. “Yes boss, Sally is a good librarian and she’s always on time and the patrons love her, but I saw her shake hands with someone and she didn’t feel violated at all!”

If only Sally had sex with him instead, I wouldn’t have to call her a dirty whore. IF ONLY.

[Meyer6]

@ZPG_Zealot

Etiquette is about respecting everyone’s differences, not imposing your whims on others.

Exactly - don’t try to impose your crazy 19th century whims on us and we’ll respect your right to your own beliefs. Nobody is saying you personally have to shake hands - you are perfectly free to refuse. You are the one saying that if you see another woman shake hands you will brand her as a brazen harlot for the rest of her days. And you’re the one saying that almost every man in North America is a potential rapist who disrespects women. You’re the one doing the judging. You’re the one imposing the whim.

So why don’t you learn to live by your own rules of etiquette and show some respect?

[Turek]

@Freudian_Slit

Hey, what if we need to lose a few holiday pounds?

Don’t dodge when they run their fingers along your cheek and whisper “thinner.”

[abbeytxs]

I’ve been shaking hands with men for most of my life and I never once got paid for it. Does that just make me a slut, or a really clueless whore? What is an appropriate price for a handshake? I need to know what to charge the next time a guy puts his hand out in front of me.

[Malacandra]

@needscoffee

Trying to force nasal intercourse on her.

And this means…?

Fuck nose…

[irishgirl]

I’ll advance a counter suggestion.

Why don’t we all wear badges* that clearly identify us for **ZPG’**s sake.

Blue circle if you shake hands
Green rectangle if you don’t
Orange pentagon if you’re adopted
Yellow Hexagon if you’re illegitimate
Red Dodecahedron if you’re a vampire
Brown triangle if you’re Roma…no, wait a minute, I’m getting confused again.

Alternatively, ZPG can wear a tinfoil hat or something so we can identify her.

*Please adjust your sarcasm filter if you think I’m serious about the badges.

[What_Exit]

@irishgirl

Alternatively, ZPG can wear a tinfoil hat or something so we can identify her.

Are you suggesting she doesn’t already?

[Alessan]

@irishgirl

I’ll advance a counter suggestion.

Why don’t we all wear badges* that clearly identify us for **ZPG’**s sake.

Blue circle if you shake hands
Green rectangle if you don’t
Orange pentagon if you’re adopted
Yellow Hexagon if you’re illegitimate
Red Dodecahedron if you’re a vampire
Brown triangle if you’re Roma…no, wait a minute, I’m getting confused again.

Alternatively, ZPG can wear a tinfoil hat or something so we can identify her.

*Please adjust your sarcasm filter if you think I’m serious about the badges.

I’m an Old One. Can my badge have a non-Euclidian shape and be in a color out of space?

[irishgirl]

Hey- I’m not making the badges- you make it and enter it into the central database*, you can wear what you like!

*There is no central database.Being funny here.

[Lasciel]

I call the Sacred Chao (the not-a-yin-yang-symbol-at-all-we-promise) for Discordians.

Alternatively, everyone gets one of those big giant hands that you see at football games, and if you want to shake hands, paint it green, and if you don’t want to shake hands, paint it red.

ZPG gets to paint hers black. That way she won’t have to worry so much about colorblind people handraping her.

[needscoffee]

@irishgirl

I’ll advance a counter suggestion.

Why don’t we all wear badges* that clearly identify us for **ZPG’**s sake.

Blue circle if you shake hands
Green rectangle if you don’t
Orange pentagon if you’re adopted
Yellow Hexagon if you’re illegitimate
Red Dodecahedron if you’re a vampire
Brown triangle if you’re Roma…no, wait a minute, I’m getting confused again.

Alternatively, ZPG can wear a tinfoil hat or something so we can identify her.

*Please adjust your sarcasm filter if you think I’m serious about the badges.

Don’t forget the badge for adoptive parents so she can hide the children if we’re around. It should probably be similar to the vampire badge.

[curlcoat]

@Sarahfeena

I actually don’t think it’s that wild of an interpretation, but knowing all of **ZPG’s ** posting history may have something to do with why one’s mind might go there.

But where? That’s the part that I didn’t get - what is the big deal about calling them “bombings”? What meaning is being read into it? (I don’t know much about **ZPG **, essentially just what has been posted here.)

@Kolga

I call bullshit on the culture issue. I simply do not believe that there is a entire culture that believes the shit she spews. I believe that while she may be from a different culture, her personal views expressed here are not of that culture, but of her own whackjobness.

I dunno - aren’t there still some religions out there that have an equal level of whackjobness? That’s the way it comes across to me - religious zealot.

[Bryan_Ekers]

@Telemark

A grazing mace how sweet the sound

I’ll be keeping this in a case marked “In case of thread about warrior cows, break glass”.

[Sarahfeena]

@curlcoat

But where? That’s the part that I didn’t get - what is the big deal about calling them “bombings”? What meaning is being read into it? (I don’t know much about **ZPG **, essentially just what has been posted here.)

The big deal is that there is a movement called the “truth” movement, which is made up of conspiracy theorists who believe that the WTC was LITERALLY bombed, and that they fell down due to the explosion of the bombs, and not because the planes hit them. They believe that both buildings (and the smaller ones that fell down as well) were wired with explosives, and detonated when the planes hit. So, it seems significant that someone, especially someone who seems fairly paranoid, would casually refer to the incident as a bombing, when the only other people on earth who do so are these truther folks.

[Tamerlane]

@Kolga

I call bullshit on the culture issue. I simply do not believe that there is a entire culture that believes the shit she spews.

I wonder if Kal is still around. I’d be curious to get his take on ZPG Zealot’s variant of Roma beliefs.

[curlcoat]

@Sarahfeena

The big deal is that there is a movement called the “truth” movement, which is made up of conspiracy theorists who believe that the WTC was LITERALLY bombed, and that they fell down due to the explosion of the bombs, and not because the planes hit them. They believe that both buildings (and the smaller ones that fell down as well) were wired with explosives, and detonated when the planes hit. So, it seems significant that someone, especially someone who seems fairly paranoid, would casually refer to the incident as a bombing, when the only other people on earth who do so are these truther folks.

Oooohhh. Bizarre. Why would they bother to fly airplanes into the buildings if they were wired to blow?

I know - don’t try to figure out whackadoodle…

[Skywatcher]

@curlcoat

Exactly. I just couldn’t believe that whoever it was (Lute Skywatcher?) picked that to bitch about.

Not bitching but suggesting the target of this thread is the female analog of ivan astikov.