Zyrtec and french bread pizza

I am usually a sucker for the redheaded variety of females, but after watching the commercial, I am shocked that I am not attracted. I do wish you luck with your search.

French bread pizza…I hate how it is crusty, so I try to avoid.

I have no advice on the French-bread pizza question, but killjoy that I am, I question whether that woman is a natural redhead. Looks like it comes from a bottle to me. She is attractive, though.

Ah, no. I remember her now, and she is like a bag of antlers, which is not attractive.

French bread pizza? It doesn’t matter, I just shovel it into my cavernous maw .