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Confession: I have a vulgar garden. When it blooms this summer, I will enclose pics. It is full of calla lillies ,peter peppers., and clitoria. It is planted around my front door, and visitors take note, look perplexed, then choose to say nothing. Cracks me up.
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I can ignore any indecent resemblance in all except the Peter Peppers. You can’t ignore that, but it’s phalic not gross. Here’s the phalic Dog Stinkhorn and the Clathrus. Fungus link
Chum you reminded me of something else gross.
Slime mold.