I wanna see pictures!

Batsinma Belfry · #1 06-09-2002, 10:30 PM

Why don't more dopers have their pics on the People Pages? When someone causes the contents of my mouth to squirt out my nose, and dribble onto my keyboard, I wanna see what they look like dammit. BTW, mine isn't on there either, but I'm willing to send mine, if others will.

butter pie · #2 06-09-2002, 11:20 PM

I always figured anyone that wanted a picture of me to put on there would get one.

Everytime I look at it, half the pics are broken or don't show up anyway.

Forbin · #3 06-09-2002, 11:50 PM

Here is a picture of me in my element, the woodshop.

Forbin

widdershins · #4 06-10-2002, 12:08 AM

Maybe some of us don't show up on film.....

Or are worried about being tracked down and billed for the replacement of gooey, damaged computer keyboards.

astro · #5 06-10-2002, 12:35 AM

I lot of us were on the "people pages" but got blown out a while ago for some reason. I never bothered to re-submit a pic.

OpalCat · #6 06-10-2002, 12:51 AM

There are a lot more here:

http://www.teemingmillions.com/people

butter pie · #7 06-10-2002, 01:37 AM

Most of the pictures on that site are broken.

BraheSilver · #8 06-10-2002, 02:18 AM

Because I want to surprise everyone if (when) I ever go to a DopeFest. (so they can't "greet" me with pitchforks and torches)

That, and I don't have a digital camera. I do have a scanner, so I guess that's no excuse. Just taking a picture for that purpose seems kinda silly, though...

madcat · #9 06-10-2002, 07:40 AM

All my more flattering ones are locked in police files or hanging in post offices.

Max Carnage · #10 06-10-2002, 08:30 AM

Don't know if I've ever made fluid squirt out of any of your orifices, hillbilly, but a moderately recent pic is on the bottom of my page.

Batsinma Belfry · #11 06-10-2002, 10:00 AM

Here's one of me if the link doesn't work, it's because I don't know what I'm doing.

käse · #12 06-10-2002, 10:22 AM

he he he. Fun link OpalCat

At least it kept me of the streets for a while.

clayton_e · #13 06-10-2002, 11:10 AM

Well if you wanna see a pic of me there's some on the pics section of my site. .

(yes, I'm hawking my site on the boards with no excuse...)

Max Torque · #14 06-10-2002, 11:44 AM

Opal, I used to have a profile on your site, but I think you removed it way back when we were, erm, "feuding". Do you still have my pic and info? If so, could you put it back up?

Encinitas · #15 06-10-2002, 12:05 PM

Nice toolbelt Forbin.

Batsinma Belfry · #16 06-10-2002, 12:16 PM

Max Carnage and Forbin both rate very high on the yummy scale.

pezpunk · #17 06-10-2002, 01:31 PM

What the heck, I'll throw one in to the mix. Here is a picture of my "rockin out" with a beard. May I say Hillbilly queen....YOWZA!

Max Carnage · #18 06-10-2002, 02:07 PM

Yeegads! hillbilly, might I say you appear quite edible yourself

auntie em · #19 06-10-2002, 02:09 PM

Well, hillbilly queen, I don't know what effect I've had on you, but you're certainly responsible for a some of the Coke residue on my monitor! I remember it like it was yesterday...

Rock and roll, poochie poo
Lordy Mama like my shoes.

Cracks me up every time.

For that, I will honor your request.

Unfortunately, the only pic I have saved on my computer here at work is one of me, looking incredibly stoned with my dog:

http://www.geocities.com/chanj_9/sto...?1023735649610

(Note: I was not, in fact, stoned. I was hosting a dinner party and had gotten so tipsy that I'd set everything on fire. This pic was taken after... well... what was left of dinner, after the smoke alarms had been beaten to death and the smoke had cleared.)

Actually, I do have one other pic saved, but it's me as a 12-year-old, and is pretty much all nose and eyebrows. The horror.

auntie em · #20 06-10-2002, 02:10 PM

P.S. I'm the one in the red sweatshirt.

Gundy · #21 06-10-2002, 02:20 PM

auntie em, you look exactly as I pictured you. EXACTLY. It's kinda creepy. Not you, you're not creepy, it's that you look like I pictured you. I mean...uh, yup.

Anyhoo, there were some pictures of me looking shiny at ChiDope a couple months ago, but I don't know where they are. Other than that, I don't have a digital camera or a scanner, plus I think most pictures of me are accurately goofy looking, so yinz are outta luck. Rats!

Cat Whisperer · #22 06-10-2002, 02:20 PM

I don't really have any pictures of myself or Dread Pirate Jimbo loaded up, but I promise to post our wedding pictures after Aug. 24. Cross my heart. (My sister's bf is taking pictures with his digital camera, so they should be pretty easy to get onto the net. Hopefully.)

You don't look stoned to me, auntie em. You just look cute as a button (and your little dog, too).

Batsinma Belfry · #23 06-10-2002, 02:48 PM

auntie em you're adorable. And yes, I do hold you personally responsible for a large portion of the stickiness of my keyboard.

auntie em · #24 06-10-2002, 02:53 PM

Hmmmm.

Iiiiiiiiiiinteresting. Gundy the psychic. I like it. Tell me, did a little supernatural "vision" of what I look like just pop into your head out of the blue, or was it based on something I've said about myself here on the boards?

Well, if it makes it any less creepy for you, I weigh about 20-25 lbs. less now than I did in that picture (a couple of months after it was taken, I got a horrible, horrible flu--I called it the Phlegm Fast Diet--and the pounds just fell right off, never to return). Also, that sweatshirt is practically pink now, it's so faded. The jeans are faded, too.

So see? I probably look NOTHING like that picture now.

Hey, Gundy, didn't someone else here post a pic of you at a Dopefest? Maybe I'm the one having visions now, but I'm getting a pretty clear (and foxy) image of you in my head!

And featherlou, thanks for the compliment. But uh.... I don't see YOU sharing any photos of yourself (or your dog)....

Max Carnage · #25 06-10-2002, 03:08 PM

So far, we're all a bunch of sexy mofo's

Gundy · #26 06-10-2002, 03:15 PM

Yeah, those Dopefest pics were the shiny ones. And if a foxy tomato such as yourself thinks they were foxy, I ain't arguing.

I think it was a mental picture formed after reading many of your posts. I have one for everyone. Most are wildly inaccurate (featherlou, f'rinstance, seems shortish & blond to me), but yours was spot-on.

Tell me more about the Phelgm Fast Diet. I'd be willing to suffer through a couple weeks of flu if it meant I didn't have to force myself to go running in order to drop these pesky 10-15 lbs...

CelticCowboy · #27 06-10-2002, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Max Carnage
So far, we're all a bunch of sexy mofo's

Lemme try and bring the curve down then.

Me

bernse · #28 06-10-2002, 04:20 PM

The only photos I have online is our wedding pics. I think I posted this link once before, so I guess once more won't hurt.

http://www.photoaccess.com/share/gue...4D2336C5&cb=PA

obidiah · #29 06-10-2002, 04:47 PM

Well,

Speaking of dogs and dopers, I have some photos of each:

http://thelaughingass.com/picts.html

Obi is 130 Alaskian Malamute. I am a 210 North Carolinian Human.

Batsinma Belfry · #30 06-10-2002, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Max Carnage
Yeegads! hillbilly, might I say you appear quite edible yourself

Hmm, Nashville huh?

The Bad Astronomer · #31 06-10-2002, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Forbin
Here is a picture of me in my element, the woodshop.

Hmmm, building the Forbin Project, no doubt.

This is me. I'm not sure the picture is public; it's on my YahooGroups newsletter website.

Ferrous · #32 06-10-2002, 05:06 PM

Whoo! I already had a bit of a secret crush on you, Auntie Em, just based on your wise, charming and intelligent posting...and now I see that you're a hottie to boot! Mmmm...

Um, I don't have any electronic pictures of me...consider yourselves lucky!

Dragonblink · #33 06-10-2002, 05:33 PM

I figure anyone who wants to see pictures of me can go to my web site ... hey, it's the only way I can get any visitors.

(For a limited time only, exclusive scantily-clad Ren Faire Blinkie pictures! Just click on "Earthshaking Updates" and scroll down!)

Gatopescado · #34 06-10-2002, 05:35 PM

sorry its taken this long to say a mighty "Hubba Hubba!" to Hillbilly Queen, but its tough to type with one hand!

(uh, now i need a nap!)

______________
There is nothing "secret" or "special" about 1,000 Island dressing.

Batsinma Belfry · #35 06-10-2002, 06:07 PM

I'm kinda afraid to ask what y'all thought I looked like before you saw my pic.

Thanks for the compliments BTW.
Oh, and my hair is shorter and more under control now.

Speaker for the Dead · #36 06-10-2002, 06:10 PM

I think this sums up my personality well.

You have to C & P the link.

Ranchoth · #37 06-10-2002, 06:11 PM

Well, here's one of me at the last family outing.

Just kidding, of course. I actually don't have a picture of myself online, but I do look a bit like this fellow here, just blonde, and with a haircut that's much worse.

Ranchoth

OpalCat · #38 06-10-2002, 06:18 PM

Max: All old profiles were removed when I switched from "OpalCat does all the work and maintains everyone's profile" to "You set up and maintain your own profile". All you need to do is register and fill out the form

If you need space to host your image(s), there is a link there (we do that too)

OpalCat · #39 06-10-2002, 06:36 PM

A recent photo of me, for anyone interested:

http://gallery.opalcat.com/index.cgi...ge=sharpie.jpg

JohnBckWLD · #40 06-10-2002, 06:39 PM

OK, If I understand the check system, 1st column check = P.I.P, 2nd column check = Profile. I don't see any X's so I assume all the pics are G-Rated

Tripler · #41 06-10-2002, 06:41 PM

I have better ones than this one, but you'll have to wait until I get home.

Tripler
At least this one captures me in all my masculine glory.

OpalCat · #42 06-10-2002, 06:41 PM

A recent photo of me, for anyone interested:

http://gallery.opalcat.com/index.cgi...ge=sharpie.jpg

OpalCat · #43 06-10-2002, 06:44 PM

John: the checks are for picture and homepage

JohnBckWLD · #44 06-10-2002, 06:46 PM

Never mind, the icons explained the columns after I re-checked. 2nd column = page link

Max Carnage · #45 06-10-2002, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hillbilly queen

Hmm, Nashville huh?

Woohoo! She's flirting with me! Now I gots me one of them crushes on someone too!

Cat Whisperer · #46 06-10-2002, 08:08 PM

Sorry, Gundy - featherlou is a dark brown-haired, 5'6" girlie. (Talking about myself in the third person is strangely liberating. featherlou thinks she'll do it more often now.)

Now, how can I possibly hope to compete with your beautiful wife, bernse? I guess this crush was doomed from the start. (Notwithstanding that you're married and I'm engaged.

)

jayjay · #47 06-10-2002, 08:18 PM

First of all, let me say that Geocities is a fascist, selfish prick of a web host for making it fuckall pain-in-the-ass to look at remote-linked pics.

Second of all, here's me, in 10 different shades of jayjayness. Although they're slightly inaccurate, as I'm growing my hair back in a little because it's a major pain for a lazy person such as myself to shave my head every other day.

I'm much less good-looking in person. Ask anyone who was at GingerDope.

jayjay

Batsinma Belfry · #48 06-10-2002, 09:04 PM

Here's a picture of the one and only TN*hippie. I was told the lady in the pic is "just a friend".

tigergirl · #49 06-10-2002, 09:48 PM

The only one of me that's online is at MelDope a few months ago. The pic's are named underneath... and the beauty is that you get to see some other G'Doper's as well

jackelope · #50 06-10-2002, 11:45 PM

Heck, I was crazy for hillbilly queen as soon as I saw her screen name. Seeing the pic doesn't hurt though, one must admit...

Would post a photo, but I completely forgot where my Web site is... It was something about fathom or fathoms or some such... Drat.

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