Alphagene
Arnold Winkelried
bibliophage
C K Dexter Haven
Cajun Man
Coldfire
Czarcasm
David B
DrMatrix
Eutychus
Gaudere
John Corrado
Lynn Bodoni
manhattan
MEBuckner
TubaDiva
TVeblen
Ukulele Ike
UncleBeer
B, David
Beer, Uncle
Bodoni, Lynn
Buckner, ME
casm, Czar
chus, Euty
Corrado, John
dere, Gau
Diva, Tuba
eblen, TV
fire, Cold
gene, Alpha
hattan, man
Haven, C K Dexter
Ike, Ukelele
Man, Cajun
Matrix, Dr
Noodles
phage, biblio
Winkelried, Arnold
Only four mods in the half of the alphabet from N to Z (or three, according to Colibri’s list)? There’s obvious discrimination going on! To begin to rectify this terrible situation, I’d like to nominate myself*, Scylla, SuaSponte, and zev_steinhardt for positions as mods. It’s time for us second-half-of-the-alphabetters to stand up for our rights!
- Not out of a sense of superiority or a desire for self-glorification, you understand. On the contrary, it’s solely for the good of the Boards that I’m willing to put my natural humility and reserve aside, and shoulder this heavy burden.
In descending order in terms of number of letters (including spaces) of their usernames.
Arnold Winkelried
C K Dexter Haven
John Corrado
bibliophage
Lynn Bodoni
Ukulele Ike
Alphagene
Cajun Man
manhattan
MEBuckner
UncleBeer
Coldfire
Czarcasm
DrMatrix
Eutychus
TubaDiva
David B
Gaudere
TVeblen
And, I think the above clearly shows that a 10 letter moderator is desperately needed. If only I knew someone with those qualifications.
My SDMB coffee mug** (have YOU bought YOURS yet?!?) says “STAFF”. So do I count as an ‘s’ in the list?
Kidding.
No idea how I ended up with a staff mug (but at least I bought one!). Unca Cecil hasn’t asked for it back, though.
Perfect Master
Cecil Adams
Administrators
Arnold Winkelried
C K Dexter Haven
Ed Zotti
Gaudere
jdavis
Lynn Bodoni
TubaDiva
Moderators
Alphagene
bibliophage
Cajun Man
Coldfire
Czarcasm
David B
DrMatrix
Eutychus
John Corrado
manhattan
MEBuckner
TVeblen
Ukulele Ike
UncleBeer
(Note omissions from prior lists)
Thank you for the compliment RedNaxela.
Hmm… last of the alphabetical mods…
As an aside, I asked TubaDiva for a moderator application about a year and a half ago. I never sent it back and still have it in my email box…
Zev Steinhardt
Who is noodles?
Seriously? 
It’s a nickname for the esteemed mr Winkelried.
Man, and I thought us Mods had too much time on our hands…
Oh, and screech-owl, you’ll be getting a visit from the guys in the dark suits and sunglasses soon.
I’m so disappointed in you Colibri. That should be Veblen, T.
I like it my way better.
Here is a link for C.A.S.M, which I am sure must be the derivation of Czar’s name.
There’s no way that guy’s a mod. He’s been dead too long!
Okay, smart guy.
List the members in alphabetical order.
List 'em in order of “Turn-offs.” Here’s a few to get you started.
manhattan: pushy people.
Gaudere: anchovies.
Cecil Adams: pushy anchovies.
I have a semi-serious question here. Are all these people still active?
I don’t recall seeing a snarky Pit comment from Alphagene in over a year, and John Corrado seems to be MIA recently.
Sheesh. When she wasn’t going to moderate anymore, JillGat had the decency to formally resign.
Slackers.
Waitaminnit. You guys told me that if I married Weirddave I’d be elevated to Mod. Where’s my mug? Where’s my t-shirt? What’s going on here?!!
In descending order of visual name-length (in Verdana):
C K Dexter Haven
Arnold Winkelried
John Corrado
Lynn Bodoni
Cecil Adams
bibliophage
MEBuckner
Ukulele Ike
manhattan
Cajun Man
Alphagene
UncleBeer
Czarcasm
Eutychus
TubaDiva
Gaudere
DrMatrix
TVeblen
Ed Zotti
Coldfire
David B
jdavis