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Old 11-27-2002, 11:37 AM
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PETA makes me smile

Gotta love those wacky PETA people. They are now taking on good ole John Madden for his demolition of a turducken on Monday Night Football.

I was going to do a thread on how beer almost shot out of my nose when John Madden carved the turducken by hand, his hand, no knife just the hand. But this is sooooooo much better:

http://www.philly.com/mld/dailynews/...al/4615352.htm

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PETA declared, "Kindhearted
Philadelphia Eagles fans were appalled to see seriously
overweight NFL announcer John Madden tear apart a Turducken
with his bare hands...
First of all I live in Philly, Eagles fans are anything but kindhearted, appalled is not a word to express the joy of watching Madden do something insane, I would use "Laughing like a hyena" it made my day, no make it my week.

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Instead of giving the game MVPs "the legs of a bird raised and
killed under cruel conditions, then dissected as a game-show
prop," the group wants the announcers to celebrate with a slab of
soy.
Yeah that is going work real well, somehow I think the football players will prefer Madden's 6 legged turkey over a "slab of soy".

Oh the horror, we saw a crazy rather large happy football guy carve a turducken with his hand, granted Al Michaels looked horrified but maybe he is league with PETA. These people are completely fucking bonkers, I cannot wait to hear what Madden says on Thursday during the game.
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Old 11-27-2002, 11:40 AM
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It's so sad......PETA has become so irrational.
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Old 11-27-2002, 11:40 AM
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Those silly PETArds.....I often go to their homepage for a good laugh.
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Old 11-27-2002, 11:49 AM
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And let me go on record that I would be second in line to tear into a turducken. Those things look damned good!
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Old 11-27-2002, 12:05 PM
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Turducken? Lemme guess: An unholy hybrid of turkey, duck, and chicken, right? Either that or a cross between a turd and a... donley? No, that doesn't sound right...
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Old 11-27-2002, 12:08 PM
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cuauhtemoc, a turducken, if I remember correctly is a chicken insided of a duck that's inside of a turkey, all cooked together.


I could be wrong though.
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Old 11-27-2002, 12:13 PM
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Got it in one, Lsura. Turducken!

It's alright, I suppose, if you're into that sort of thing. My uncle brought one to Thanksgiving a couple of years ago.
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Old 11-27-2002, 12:21 PM
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Re: PETA makes me smile

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These people are completely fucking bonkers, I cannot wait to hear what Madden says on Thursday during the game.
I think Madden lost the Thanksgiving Day gig when he went to ABC. The games are Fox and NBC. That's probably why he moved his turducken tradition to Monday night.
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Old 11-27-2002, 12:56 PM
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Man, I can't believe I missed it! I would hae loved to see Al's face.
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Old 11-27-2002, 01:13 PM
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Re: Re: PETA makes me smile

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I think Madden lost the Thanksgiving Day gig when he went to ABC. The games are Fox and NBC. That's probably why he moved his turducken tradition to Monday night.
Indeed, local sports in S.F. have been musing that Madden will be home for Thanksgiving for the first time in 23 years.
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Old 11-27-2002, 01:26 PM
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A Chicken in a duck in a turkey?!? That's the fucking greatest concept I've ever heard! The only thing better would be if we could find an ostrich and bake the whole thing inside it.
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Old 11-27-2002, 01:51 PM
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and maybe a cornish hen inside the chicken and a hummingbird inside the whole thing!
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Old 11-27-2002, 01:53 PM
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You guys are getting a little nuts here. What, three different birds in one carcass isn't enough?
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Old 11-27-2002, 01:56 PM
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Re: Re: Re: PETA makes me smile

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Indeed, local sports in S.F. have been musing that Madden will be home for Thanksgiving for the first time in 23 years.
I'll bet Mrs. Madden is thrilled.
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Old 11-27-2002, 01:56 PM
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Hey yeah? Any of you actually cook and eat it? Did it turn out well, and would you serve a turducken again?
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Old 11-27-2002, 02:05 PM
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The turducken looked yummy, but Madden using his bare hands (after describing the cutting sequence with the Telestrator, of course) was simply disturbing.

He did add that there's a layer of stuffing between the chicken and duck, and between the duck and turkey, and that all are boneless.

What happened to the turkey with the 8 legs? Does ABC have a copyright on that?
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Old 11-27-2002, 03:19 PM
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Second on the Cornish hen inside the chicken....
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Old 11-27-2002, 03:36 PM
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What happened to the turkey with the 8 legs? Does ABC have a copyright on that?
This guy with an eyepatch and a couple ravens came looking for it, and boy, was he pissed when he found out they cooked and ate it.
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Old 11-27-2002, 03:48 PM
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PETA makes me happy. They are a little bit of non-complacency in an all to sensitive world. They used to have this billboard outside of where I lived. I did not agree with what it said, but it made me happy to see them sticking their ideals out there instead of namby-pampying to the public. Go PETA!
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Old 11-27-2002, 04:37 PM
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hummingbird inside a
cornish game hen inside a
duck inside a
Chicken inside a
turkey inside an
Ostrich.

All it needs is some bacon.
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Old 11-27-2002, 05:06 PM
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<homer>
mmmmmm.. bacon...
</homer>


Getting a turducken would be so tasty.. I haven't been able to think of anything else since I read this.. maybe its because I'm gonna end up eating the "Thanksgiving Vegetarian Lasgna" or a "Tofurkey" with my S.O's fam.. or maybe its because I haven't eaten at all today... hrmmm..

I have the urge to buy a roast chicken and eat it like a wild beast, juices dripping, hands and face smothered with bits of meat and fat, snarling and glaring at any who approace... RARRRRR!
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Old 11-27-2002, 05:51 PM
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How the quote should have read:
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PETA declared, "Philadelphia Eagles fans were appalled to see NFL announcer John Madden bare...


See, a little editing, and they'd have my full support...
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Old 11-27-2002, 06:05 PM
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I too about spewed my drink when I saw this. Aside from the fact that I absolutely love John Madden, it was hilarious.

Gotta love those PETA people.... what is it again? People Eating Tasty Animals?

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Old 11-28-2002, 09:36 AM
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Mmm. Turducken. But there's other things...

http://home.tiac.net/~cri/1997/camel.html

Lacamelken.
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Old 11-28-2002, 10:31 AM
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Those silly PETArds....
As in hoisted by their own....
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Old 11-28-2002, 10:33 PM
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Turducken!
Gawd. I don't know whether to drool or puke.
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Old 11-28-2002, 10:53 PM
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But what about the poor soy beans? Out there in all sorts of weather, rain and heat and darkness and wind. Just as they reach maturity and look forward to a life of carefree pleasure some huge, noisy machine comes along and wrenches them from there happy home, piles them into huge steel bins where they are packed in with millions of other beans in a regular Black Hole of Calcutta, and then crushed and ripped asunder just so that John Madden has a slab of tofu for his lunch. Oh, the inhumanity of the thing. Tofu is murder.
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Old 11-28-2002, 10:58 PM
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A Chicken in a duck in a turkey?!? That's the fucking greatest concept I've ever heard! The only thing better would be if we could find an ostrich and bake the whole thing inside it.
An old Arab recipe calls for a baby camel, stuffed with a sheep, stuffed with a baby goat, stuffed with a chicken, stuffed with pigeons. Or something like that.

Tear that apart with your hands.
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Old 11-28-2002, 11:28 PM
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An old Arab recipe calls for a baby camel, stuffed with a sheep, stuffed with a baby goat, stuffed with a chicken, stuffed with pigeons.[/b]
In recent years, though, the whole thing has been stuffed into a belt loaded with explosives.
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Old 11-29-2002, 12:02 AM
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"Churkey" would be cooler.

CHicken

dUck

turKEY

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Old 11-29-2002, 12:57 AM
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I prepared a Turducken last year for Thanksgiving, it was delicious. The hardest part was deboning all of the birds.... it took me a couple of hours to do it but I was pretty meticulous about it. If I ever make another one I WILL go one further and stuff a deboned quail inside the chicken.. mainly because I love quail. Be advised however that these things will shed a LARGE amount of grease and liquid during the roasting. I cooked mine overnight at relatively low temperature, when I woke up there was a nice little pool of drippings in the bottom of my oven frome where it had overflowed my rather large roasting pan. The bird(s) was fabulously tender though. ;>
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Old 11-29-2002, 08:46 AM
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Tofu is murder.
"Vegetables live in oppression/
Served on our tables each night/
This killing of veggies is madness/
I say we take up the fight!"


Sorry, I just started chanelling "Carrot Juice Is Murder", by the Arrogant Worms.
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Old 11-29-2002, 09:46 AM
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Second on the Cornish hen inside the chicken....
You guys are defeating the purpose: a Cornish hen is a chicken. It's gotta be different birds. So what we do is add a goose layer between the duck and chicken and a pheasant layer inside the chicken. Then quail and then hummingbird.

I've never seen swan for sale but I've tasted it once (like duck, but milder), but if we had one, it would go between the duck and the turkey.

And since you can buy ostrich steaks (I have...eh. A not altogether happy beefy flavor with a stringy chicken texture) I'm allowing ostrich.

So our ideal Turducken thing goes:

Ostrich
Turkey
Swan
Duck
Goose
Chicken
Phesant
Quail
Hummingbird

Of course the oven might explode.

Fenris
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Old 11-29-2002, 01:04 PM
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fair enough, I'll drink to that.
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Old 11-29-2002, 01:51 PM
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Aren't swans bigger'n turkeys? And I'm pretty sure geese are bigger'n ducks...

And I'm sure we could fit an emu in there somewhere.
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Old 11-29-2002, 05:51 PM
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Mmmmm, emu...........
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Old 11-29-2002, 06:18 PM
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Now, if you get some genetic engineers to use some vestigial DNA to reconstruct a Giant Moa...

And between the quail and the hummingbird ya gotta get some swallow.

...This all sounds like something Henry VIII or Nero may have had on his plate... I gotta find my copy of The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody to check...
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Old 11-30-2002, 02:19 PM
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I once saw a TV show where they took two or three turduckens, stuck them inside a pig, then sewed that into a cow. Dead serious.

By the way, I'd love to see someone attempt to debone a hummingbird while keeping the meat intact.
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Old 11-30-2002, 03:48 PM
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Why doesn't Mr Madden just get his hands inside a Trojan Hog?
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Old 11-30-2002, 04:23 PM
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By the way, I'd love to see someone attempt to debone a hummingbird while keeping the meat intact. [/b]
Soak it in vinegar overnight
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Old 11-30-2002, 05:46 PM
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Brim: I'm willing to wager that there's at least one vegetarian and/or vegan professional football player.
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Old 11-30-2002, 06:00 PM
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Cajun Fried Turduken......I might just have to try this.
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Old 11-30-2002, 09:02 PM
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hummingbird inside a
cornish game hen inside a
duck inside a
Chicken inside a
turkey inside an
Ostrich.

All it needs is some bacon.
...and a partridge in a pear tree.
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Old 11-30-2002, 11:37 PM
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Brim: I'm willing to wager that there's at least one vegetarian and/or vegan professional football player.
You think? My guess is that it would be very hard to acheive ideal weight and muscle mass and maintain it. I could be wrong. Are there vegans or veggies who pump iron at a professional level? Also, what about injury recovery rate?

Or is this some obscure joke about "there's at least one gay football player?"

That turducken sounds yummy. Let's go for it!

PETA are waaaaay too uptight.
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Old 12-01-2002, 12:00 AM
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Anyone got a recipe? I'll give it a whurl.

Sorry I can't come over tonight I am boning a number of birds.
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Old 12-01-2002, 12:45 AM
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http://casa.colorado.edu/~kachun/tdc_recipe.shtml

That's the Illustrated Turducken Recipe page. I'd be willing to give the recipe a try; however, I have a feeling that my turkey would look like Swiss cheese after I try deboning it. I also have to wonder how much it would cost to get all the ingredients together. I better start saving now.
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Old 12-01-2002, 05:26 AM
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Are there vegans or veggies who pump iron at a professional level? Also, what about injury recovery rate?
Quick search turned up VeganBodybuilding.org Check out the link to Jim Morris and the links at the bottom of the page. It's certainly possible to be vegan and a bodybuilder. Not sure about professional football players, though.

As for PETA, they seem to feel that any publicity is good publicity, but "the group wants the announcers to celebrate with a slab of
soy"? <insane laughter>
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Old 12-01-2002, 08:22 PM
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You think? My guess is that it would be very hard to acheive ideal weight and muscle mass and maintain it. I could be wrong. Are there vegans or veggies who pump iron at a professional level? Also, what about injury recovery rate?

Or is this some obscure joke about "there's at least one gay football player?"

Some Vegetarian athletes:

Dave Scott: triathlete who has won Ironman Triathlon four times

Robert Sweetgall: ultra-distance walker

Edwin Moses: Olympic gold metal for hurdling

Pierro Verot: world record for downhill endurance skiiing

Estelle Gray & Cheryl Marek (vegans): world record for cross country tandem cycling

Not sure on the body builder question but I bet if you did a search you'd find one.

And for the record, I'm a vegan and think the folks at PETA are a bunch of loons who give vegetarians and vegans a bad rap.
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Old 12-02-2002, 11:17 AM
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My vote's for:

Snail Darter inside a

Spotted owl inside a

Golden Eagle inside a

Black Rhino
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Old 12-02-2002, 11:47 AM
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You don't really have to debone it!
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