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Old 05-06-2003, 07:13 AM
dragongirl dragongirl is offline
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I spent Saturday afternoon looking at porn with my Dad.

I went to visit him on Saturday so he could scan some pictures and put them on a CD for me to bring home.

He went looking around for a blank CD to use, he found one in the bathroom and decided to use it.

When he put it in the computer, there were already pictures on it, but he didn't know what they were, so he opened the pictures. Right there, in full screen mode, in color was a giant pussy staring us right in the face !

It was clear that this CD belonged to my step brother. Dad went through the whole thing to check what he was looking at. After determing that it was not disturbing porn, he put the CD away and said "Now I know why it was in the bathroom."
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Old 05-06-2003, 07:15 AM
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Um, unless you've got a PC in the bathroom, I don't understand why it was there.
Unless, there's a laptop involved and somehow that leads me to lapdancing.
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Old 05-06-2003, 07:18 AM
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Maybe the little hole in the middle. . . . .?
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Old 05-06-2003, 07:25 AM
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Maybe he was just *digitizing* in the bathroom....

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Old 05-06-2003, 07:34 AM
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Just be glad it wasn't a CD full of pictures of him spanking the monkey. Unless of course you've always wanted to see what his "cum-face" looks like.
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Old 05-06-2003, 07:39 AM
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dragongirl's step-brother's new "to do" list

**Notes to self**

1) Find indellible magic marker.
2) Label EVERY cassette, CD, and videotape I own.
3) Find better hiding spot than bathroom
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Old 05-06-2003, 08:05 AM
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Um, unless you've got a PC in the bathroom, I don't understand why it was there.
Unless, there's a laptop involved and somehow that leads me to lapdancing.
No, no.. you're thinking of TAPdancing.

In the bathroom. Y'see?

Only you call it a faucet.

Doesn't work in the translation, does it...?
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Old 05-06-2003, 07:44 PM
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Actually, I'm in Oz, so tapdancing works just fine for me.
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Old 05-06-2003, 09:08 PM
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Those of us born in the US know what a tap is. Sheesh.

...and now back to your regularly scheduled father-daughter pornfest.
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Old 05-06-2003, 09:40 PM
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This whole thing is a variation of a common theme on erotic story sites. Only the endings are quite different.
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