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Old 06-10-2003, 12:47 PM
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Let's play "I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men/Women!"


I like my coffee like I like my men; freshly ground and in a carafe.

What?
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Old 06-10-2003, 12:51 PM
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In a bottle, at room temperature.

With sugar and milk poured on it, and a spoon inside.
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Old 06-10-2003, 12:51 PM
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I like my coffee like I like my women; hot and in a large cup.
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Old 06-10-2003, 12:53 PM
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I like my coffee like I like my women: All sexed up in a French housemaid naughty nightie!
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Old 06-10-2003, 12:54 PM
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That's sick! I like it.

Variety is the spice of life: I like my coffee like I like my men - tall, pale and sweet or dark and strong; first thing in the morning, but not always every morning, or sometimes at night when I feel like staying up late.

I also like both my men and my coffee without little gritty things floating in them.
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Old 06-10-2003, 12:54 PM
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I like my coffee like I like my men -- hot and drizzled with cream.
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Old 06-10-2003, 12:57 PM
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I like my coffee like I like my women: it's gotta be full of energy and it's gotta go down easy.
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:05 PM
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Bland, cold and tasteless....



Just being realistic....
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:10 PM
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I like my coffee like I like my women: Sitting in front of the computer, playing video games.
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:11 PM
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I like my coffee like I like my men--with a little bit of flavor and quick to make me poo.
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:15 PM
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I like my coffee like I like my women - I like adding cream to both.
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:22 PM
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Black as sin and twice as bitter.
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:24 PM
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I like my coffe like I like my women: Hot. If spiked, then only with quality liquor. And slightly bitter.
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:28 PM
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Beat me to it, Larry..
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:28 PM
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I like my men like I like my coffee - strong, sweet and creamy.
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:30 PM
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:30 PM
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I like my coffee like I like my men—pale and weak.
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:33 PM
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[gottfried]

I like my coffee like I like my women: HOT. and BLACK. With a small piece of prune danish.

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Old 06-10-2003, 01:34 PM
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ILMCLILMM...mixed up and chock full of chemicals
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:34 PM
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and another slight hijack


When I was in grad school, my fav email .sig went thusly:

I like my coffee and my beer to be dark and bitter.

That way, they fit in well with the rest of my life.
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:40 PM
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I only drink tea.

You may draw from that any inferences you like about my taste in women.
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:42 PM
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I like my coffee like I like my women- hot, creamy, and with my dick in them.
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:44 PM
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ILMCLILMW...always finding its way onto my lap.

or

ILMCLILMW...ready for me to dunk my biscotti.
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:45 PM
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[hijack]
I like my women like I like my kiwi fruit--round, sweet, tender, and covered in short, brown fur.
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:46 PM
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I like my coffee like I like my women; beanfree and full of nuts.
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:48 PM
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I like my coffe like i like my women: hot and cheap
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:56 PM
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I don't like coffee.

I like my tea like I like my men: sweet, warm, and green.
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:57 PM
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[obligatory Eddie Izzard reference]

I like my coffee like I like my women... covered in bees!

[/OEDR]



I like my coffee like I like my men - strong and rich
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:59 PM
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I like my coffee the way I like my women: Covered in bees!
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Old 06-10-2003, 02:06 PM
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ILMCLILM men: dark, bitter, french-roasted and reserved for special occasions.

Now "I like my tea like I like my men": Often and varied.
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Old 06-10-2003, 02:14 PM
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ILMCLILMW ... in a small, airtight bag in the freezer.
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Old 06-10-2003, 02:18 PM
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I like my coffee like I like my women: Columbian and complimentary when you fill up your gas tank.
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Old 06-10-2003, 02:25 PM
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ILMCLILMW - wrapped in a burlap sack slung over the back of a donkey.
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Old 06-10-2003, 02:29 PM
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ILMCLILMM hot, strong, with a rich, aromatic scent.
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Old 06-10-2003, 02:31 PM
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ILMCLILMM full bodied and robust.

Dang! It's gettin' hot in here. <pant> <pant> <pant>
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Old 06-10-2003, 03:10 PM
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ILMCLILMW - Cold and bitter.


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Old 06-10-2003, 03:28 PM
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I like my coffee like I like my women: cold and bitter.
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Old 06-10-2003, 03:36 PM
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ILMCLILMM-tall, strong, sweet and a gorgeous creamy beige color. Mmmm


What sucks is that I really do, but I always feel like some dorky 70s cheeseball when this comparison crosses my mind IRL.
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Old 06-10-2003, 03:37 PM
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ILMCLILMWomen, provided free by my employer.
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Old 06-10-2003, 03:45 PM
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I Like My Women like I like my Beer, Steaks, and Homosexuals....Cold, Rare, and Falaaaaaaaming!
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Old 06-10-2003, 03:48 PM
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Quote:
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Heeeeeey.....
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Old 06-10-2003, 03:50 PM
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Darnit, Dinsdale, I was hoping to be the first to say that one.

However, I will vary a little bit on the theme and take one from our dear friend rubes' playbook:

I like my women like I like my humor:

...in the eighth grade.
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Old 06-10-2003, 04:05 PM
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I like my coffee like I like my men---strong, sweet, and hot!!!!
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Old 06-10-2003, 04:12 PM
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I like my tea like I like my women---sweet, creamy and plentiful.
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Old 06-10-2003, 04:14 PM
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I like my coffee like I like my men --- I don't like coffee.
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Old 06-10-2003, 04:17 PM
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I like my coffee like I like my women---in a plastic cup!

(credit again extended to Eddie Izzard...)
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Old 06-10-2003, 05:00 PM
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I like my coffee like I like my men... sweet, pale, and fair trade.

(happens to be true...)
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Old 06-10-2003, 05:07 PM
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IIMCLILMW Hot, creamy and keeping me awake all night inspiring me to stay up and write novels.
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Old 06-10-2003, 05:10 PM
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Cold, and through a straw!
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Old 06-10-2003, 05:27 PM
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I like my coffee like I like my man: Ready to go down every morning.
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