Are you running for Governor of CA?

[Winston Smith]

I mean, who isn't? So here's your chance to let other Dopers know a little about you, the candidate, and what you'll do once you've been elected Governor of CA. My platform consists of financial reform and re-regulating the electric utils. Also, I'd outlaw rain, except during off-peak hours, to boost tourism dollars.

How about you?

[Isabelle]

I coulnd't run for Governor. I don't have skeletons in my closet....I have bodies! <eg>

[MovieMogul]

My wife actually wanted to. 65 signatures? No problem. The money was do-able, too, although I saw some much more worthy ways to spend $3500.

She was mad when I told her I wouldn't have voted for her. I love my wife dearly, but frankly, this election's too important to throw my vote away--for love or for jest. Plus, who wants to live in Sacramento, anyway?