Rewrite a well-known movie by first subtly altering the title...

Eaty: The Extra-Terrestrial
A cute alien is haplessly stranded on Earth.
Taken in by a small boy, he befriends and beguiles the whole family, then kills and devours them.

Your turn…

Star Wars IV: A Bob Hope

The Galactric War continues and there’s no one to entertain the clone troops.

Until…

Charlie’s Angles

A math professor fights crime by altering the angles of criminal masterminds using non-Euclidean geometry and women in skimpy clothing…

Star Whores

-The Jedi brothel episode

Alfred Hitchcock’s The Byrds.

Ancient rock and roll band terrorises a town by playing Turn Turn Turn non-stop.

Isn’t this the premise for most 80’s porn?

Young Eisenstein

Young Australian director unwittingly discovers some of the most groundbreaking cinematic techniques of all time by filming his teen sex romp. Down-under hilarity ensues.

That’s funny, I like…

In a thread like this, the movie Mr. Mom can take on a whole new meaning.

A transvestite tries out life as a stay-at-home father/mother when his life partner decides to enter the work force.

Flushdance The sorid tale of a young chemist attempting to flee Pittsburgh with his new secret formula that can end constipation forever.

Fetal Attraction

The ultimate Lolita movie.

Bravefart

One man…one burrito…one moment to make his move while you’re coughing.

Brought to you by the producers of Speed III: Silent But Deadly.

Coming to theaters November 7.

Bravefart

One man…one burrito…one moment to make his move while you’re coughing.

Brought to you by the producers of Speed III: Silent But Deadly.

Coming to theaters November 7.

It’s a Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad World

Screwball comedy starring Michael Jackson as a child who refuses to grow up and finds himself approaching middle age wondering why the rest of the world stares at him like a freak.

Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer’s Stoned

'Nuff said

Last of Them O’Hicans - the sad tale of a penniless Irish clan and their final stand on God’s green earth.

Black Hawk Downs

Wherein, a young Native American named Black Hawk, determined to rise above the poverty of his childhood reservation, opens up a succesful horse racing track in the middle of the Nevada desert!

The Seven Samaritans

A band of cheerful do-gooders travel the land helping people in their trivial day-to-day concerns, and teaching the world a lesson in kindness and brotherhood…

High Fatality

Rob Gordon recounts his Top 5 serial kills.

Mush, Mush, Sweet Charlotte

A southern husky bitch races in the Iditerod, tormented by one of her long-lost litter mates, as the locals try to confiscate her sled.