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Old 11-22-2003, 09:53 AM
MeanJoe MeanJoe is offline
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Hey Team Up North!

Michigan Sucks and doesn't even have the common courtesy to Swallow, they SPIT!

Let's Go Bucks!!!!


O - H - I - O!!!!


WOOOO-HOOOO!!!!! 1 HOUR UNTIL THE GREATEST RIVALRY IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL BABY!!!!!!

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Fuck Michigan
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Old 11-22-2003, 10:25 AM
Jay Belanger Jay Belanger is offline
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Re: Hey Team Up North!

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Michigan Sucks
You misspelled "Ohio State Blows Chunks!"

The bad news about the upcoming butt-whipping that OSU is about to undergo is that it will probably ruin their chance to stomp on Oklahoma. But given that the BCS decides that, who knows?
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Old 11-22-2003, 10:33 AM
quixotic78 quixotic78 is offline
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Ohio State 13, M*ch*g*n 12. Maybe 9. There will not be an offensive touchdown in the game.

Print it.
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Old 11-22-2003, 10:43 AM
Ike Witt Ike Witt is offline
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As much as I hate all Big 11 teams I do, at this point, have to say "Go Blue" - since I am a USC fan.
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Old 11-22-2003, 10:44 AM
Jay Belanger Jay Belanger is offline
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Ohio State 13, M*ch*g*n 12. Maybe 9. There will not be an offensive touchdown in the game.
I hope there isn't an offensive touchdown in the game, since any touchdown that OSU scores would be offensive. Any touchdown that UM scores, of course, would be righteous.

I'm sorry to see that M*ch*g*n only scores 12 points in your scenario, but MEECHIGAN will score at least 20, of course.
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