I know this has been tried before but lets give it one more go.
Here we see the wild Cainxinth relaxing in it’s natural environment.
Easy ladies, one at a time… well, small groups are allowed too. 
I’m the one in the middle.
Ale’s got a plane! I want a plane.
Since I’m changing my username tomorrow (or whenever I can get a mod to do it for me), let us mourn the passing of Dutchboy208 with a suitably goofy picture of me.
Since I just happen to be playing around with my shiny new digital camera tonight (thanks again, Santa), here’s a grainy one of me, all stubbly and tired.
Not much, but it’s the best I’ve got.
Aw, why the Hell not?
Here’s the old man now.
I’m the one in the hat.
I ordered a Charlie Mccarthy doll and I got this!
Now you kids get offa my lawn!
What the hey…
Here I am, as you can usually find me. On a roller coaster. In a tuxedo. Just another uneventful day. 
This was taken roght after I got my snazzy new haircut.
I don’t know what the hell is going on there, maybe I’m in a trance or something.
Maybe you’re a little freaked out about having anthropomorphic fecal matter battling atop your head? I know I would be. 
Nice ink, btw…and Go Knicks!!
Since I was too lazy to upload a normal picture of myself, here I am all dressed up for a club and being mischievous as usual. 
Enjoy.
Golly, Bumb, you look all grandfatherly and not curmudgeonly at all!
I hate having my picture taken, but here’s a nice wholesome family group. I’m the one in purple. I think my husband was talking when Mom snapped the photo.
I didn’t even see that pile on top of my head Would you believe me if I told you it was a lamp and not what you suggested?
Like many of us, my photo can be found under “Doper Profiles” on The Teeming Millions Website
Thanks for clearing that; I was not quite sure.
I could only wish, that´s an airforce plane… well, in some way I own a little piece of it paid by taxes, I guess that fee allowed me to strike a pose on it.
Here’s the before.
Sadly, there is no after.
Here is a picture of me, just lazing on a Saturday afternoon.
I submit that Cainxinth is high in that picture.
I submit that Treviathan is cuuute.
I submit that World Eater’s arm is hot.
And I would submit a photo to this thread but the ones I have on my computer aren’t on a site. However, there are photos of me from Friday of the NYC Dopefest in the appropriate thread (and some lovely shots of my hair).