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Old 03-01-2004, 09:19 PM
Weirddave Weirddave is offline
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Goofus does Gallant

Be warned, what follows is a link to Goofus and Gallant slash fanfic. It's weird. It's disturbing. It makes a huge mockery of cherished childhood icons that helped many of us learn right from wrong.


It's one of the funniest things I've ever read.

(no pics or anything proscribed behind the link, just text. The text covers sexual subjects, however)
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Old 03-01-2004, 09:26 PM
Weirddave Weirddave is offline
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Oh, for the uninitiated, I should explain that slash fanfic is when people write stories about fictional characters from well know TV series or books having sex with each other. It's often homosexual sex, and the level of crudeness varries. The prototypical slash story features Capt. Kirk and Spock as lovers.
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Old 03-02-2004, 12:13 AM
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I haven't checked the link out yet, but I have to admit that this sort of warped humor is my cup of tea........

Last year, I found a bunch of "Dick and Jane/See Spot run" pictures on the web (I forgot where) They were spoofs on the original stories and funny. I have taken the pictures and made up my own stories to match people in a group I belong to, and have gotten some great laughs from folks.
http://groups.msn.com/ChatterStorm/chatterstormmembers.msnw]Childrens stories that were never written[/url]
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Old 03-02-2004, 02:42 AM
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A great couplet:
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Goofus doesn't wear underwear.

Gallant realizes that Goofus doesn't wear underwear.
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Old 03-04-2004, 08:37 PM
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I fixed auntnut's link.

The Goofus and Gallant slash is great! I had completely forgotten about them until I saw this thread. I'll have to email that to everyone I know.
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