Something I discovered today:
If you use just the right inflection, you can say “Thanks, slut” to a co-worker and they’ll hear “Thanks a lot”.
I will be using this again. Oh yes…I will be. 
One of my very good friends is named Paul. A bunch of us used to occasionallly get away with saying, “Spank you, whore!” in place of “Thank you, Paul”
Not sure how this ties to the weather, however.
Wather-Paul
Paul-Weather
Its an easy link:|
Heh…actually, it’s a punchline to an old joke – “Tickle your ass with a feather?” was part of the joke, figure the rest from there. 