So is it a real live cam? Or is it a library of prerecorded clips and a fancy search algorithm?
Search algorithm.
I put in “Standing on Head”. He pat his head. Looks to me like it keys on terms in the request. Also, seems like there’s a limited number of things you can ask him to do.
It seems to be pre-recorded. All of the obvious requests have been taped. I typed in “jump” and he jumps, “breakdance” and he does the worm, “stand on head” and he stands on head.
Now, when I type “fuck the love seat”, he appears to come to the camera and sing to me. When I type, “move the chair over to the tv”, nothing happens.
Besides, with all the people visiting the link, it couldn’t be live. It would have to work for one person at a time, or have like 500 different chickenheads in front of a cam.
It’s not even a chicken!
But why did Burger King do this? Do they really expect this to sell chicken sandwiches?
Seems they’ve duplicated a number of clips to correspond with different action verbs, to make the repertoire appear larger than it is. For example, if you type in “lay egg,” you get the same physical response as for “defecate.” And some return nothing at all; “perform differential calculus” produced zero activity.
Hell, you’d get the same response from me with that request.
He does a pretty sexy “walk like an egyptian” if I do say so myself.
Try telling him to hide behind the couch.
Oh my. Don’t key in the phrase “Choke Your Chicken”. Gets real nasty. Feathers fly everywhere.
I know it’s supposed to be subservient, but I must say that I’m having a hard time getting over the fact that it’s sporting suspenders.
Chicken-legs are not complimented by suspenders.
I can’t help but think it would be more fun over broadband.
“Act like a dog” is pretty funny. “Act like a horse” and “Act like a cat” produced no results - he just stood there.
“paint the ceiling” had an odd response that looked more like it could have been “play dead” which also had a strange response.
I told him “Eat at Wendys” and I think he gave me the feather! “Have lunch at McDonalds” prompted an “uh-uh!” head shaking.
“Get yourself cooked at Burger King” and “Deep-fry yourself at Burger King” yielded a walk right up to the camera and a big thumbs-up.
He was doing it in his head, of course.
“Walk like Groucho Marx” got no reaction. When I said “tap dance,” he did a respectable time step, followed by a couple of wings (sic). I said, “that was pretty good, give yourself a hand,” he (sic) bowed.
Wonder what he would do if you told him to “Eat More Chix-Fil-A”? Flip you off, feather style?
He only does about three actions for me. Then just stands and stares at me.
Kinda reminds me of my brother in law!
I said “I love McDonalds” and he made out with a sofa cushion. Heh.
Actually, they make him look like a crossdresser.
Anyone else find this vaguely creepy for some reason?
He does a wicked air guitar
Try telling it to throw pillow. Masturbate makes for one unhappy chicken, though.