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09-20-2004, 10:04 PM
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Please help me with this anti-Bush song
I'm trying to write a humorous anti-Bush campaign song. Here's what I've got so far. I'm not satisfied with the word choices or the scansion.
George, George, George of the Bungle Screwing you and me Bomb it to debris! Bomb it to debris! George, George, George of the Bungle Ruling by decree Bomb it to debris! Bomb it to debris! When things get thick He wiggles out slick With the help of his friend, A dick named Dick! Then he'll lie some more And start a war While Colin and Condoleeza Play the whore! George, George, George of the Bungle Screwing you and me! Bomb it to debris! Bomb it to debris! Can anyone help me improve it? Or come up with a different one? 
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#2
09-20-2004, 10:25 PM
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Cute use of "George of The Jungle." I wouldn't touch a thing.. except drop the "while" in the Colin and Condoleeza line.
Howsabout some funk? Curtis Mayfield, anyone?. "I'm Your Bush-er, Man." I'm your daddy, not your mama, Did not serve in Vietnam-a! In the Texas Air Guard, Ducked my physical, wasn't hard. Had to do it -- I was high! Need no plane to kiss the sky! I'm your Bush-er, Man! I'm your Bush-er, Man!
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#3
09-20-2004, 11:42 PM
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 Good one!Come on guys! Do it for the cause! In an election this close, a good song might just make the difference! (If you want to post a pro-Bush or anti-Kerry song, start your own thread. Or better still, commit suicide.)
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#5
09-21-2004, 01:15 AM
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I'm with Mr2001 on that. Also,I'd change 'wiggles out slick,' to 'slides out slick.'That reminds me of a slug,as does GWB. And I'd change 'a dick named dick,'to 'a prick named dick.'Two dicks in one short line is one too many. Oooo,I feel like a naughty editor.
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09-21-2004, 11:21 AM
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09-21-2004, 11:55 AM
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09-21-2004, 12:03 PM
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Just trying to elevate the tone a little.
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09-21-2004, 12:14 PM
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09-21-2004, 05:33 PM
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#17
09-21-2004, 05:34 PM
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If you wanna keep posting in this thread, Rik, come up with your own anti-Bush song. If you can.
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#18
09-21-2004, 05:35 PM
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You too, LeRoi.
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#19
09-21-2004, 05:52 PM
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And you want to have a political debate, post in the Great Debates forum and stop diguising it a song-writing contest here.
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#20
09-21-2004, 06:04 PM
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#21
09-21-2004, 06:08 PM
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Okay. Bush...he's evil! He's just like Hitler! Why? Well...umm...well...because BrainGlutton said so! That's why!
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09-21-2004, 06:12 PM
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#23
09-21-2004, 06:16 PM
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The tune should definitely be the Horst Wessel song...it's a double-entendre since you'd be simulataneously calling Bush a Nazi while also using Goebbel-esque propoganda as the Nazis did by spreading the "big lie."
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#24
09-21-2004, 06:20 PM
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Well, he wrote a song RikWriter did, don't think it took too long But it doesn't rhyme Ain't got no tune, it's just a waste of time He oughta fix it up Or start another thread where he can whine He's all bent outta shape Because his candidate's a bungler, bungler, bungler, bungler...
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09-21-2004, 06:21 PM
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09-21-2004, 06:22 PM
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No, not really, since we're aware who's using the Big Lie.
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#32
09-21-2004, 06:42 PM
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Sorry, gang, but just because it rhymes doesn't mean it belongs in Cafe Society. I'm moving it to the Pit.
And, Brainglutton, off-hand remarks about death or suicide are NOT acceptable.
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09-21-2004, 06:47 PM
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#34
09-21-2004, 07:35 PM
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Mickey Moore was a good friend of mine in high school. Startling to see him mentioned in a thread this way. And to find a page of his on the web to boot. So that's what he's doing now!
There's also this Mickey Moore. Not the same guy.
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09-21-2004, 07:50 PM
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09-21-2004, 08:35 PM
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#38
09-21-2004, 08:38 PM
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I can't see how either of those -- the nonlinear dynamics physicist Mickey Moore or the child actor Mickey Moore -- could written a book relevant to . . . Oh, I get it! He meant Michael Moore!  Come on, let's have some more lyricizing! Just because we've been thrown out of CS doesn't mean we can't have some poetic/musical fun with this! 
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#39
09-21-2004, 08:52 PM
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But, when Michael Moore plays Bush's game in a film by putting a bunch of true facts together that might admittedly lead people to make connections that may not exist, that is the moral equivalent of Naziism. It all makes perfect sense once you think about it, Brain Glutton.
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#40
09-21-2004, 09:15 PM
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I was going to use the music for Crazy Train by Ozzie Osbourne. But then, on reading the lyrics, I realized we don't need to change a single letter. (No, I'm not quoting the entire thing. Just one verse.)
"I've listened to preachers I've listened to fools I've watched all the dropouts Who make their own rules One person conditioned to rule and control The media sells it and you live the role" Either that, or to the tune of "Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch" from South Park: Uncut. Weeeeeeeelllllllll....... G.W.'s got a little dick, it's the littlest dick in this whole world! To get over the fact that he's got a little dick he bombs the shit out of the third world That's all I've got so far. Needs work.
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#41
09-21-2004, 10:10 PM
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George Harrison 1987, I got my mind set on you. To be honest, I used the lyrics from Weird Al's This Song is Just Six Words Long. the second stanza is almost verbatim.
George Bush is a lying fool George Bush is a lying fool George Bush is a lying fool George Bush is a lying fool Couldn't get up of his seat No he just stayed in his seat He shoulda got out of his seat Stead of reading to that child You really need words Whole lotta english words You gotta have so many words, mm-mm To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it To do it, to do it right, child George Bush is a lying fool George Bush is a lying fool George Bush is a lying fool George Bush is a lying fool He started a useless war And he didn't even know for sure If the danger was really real Or how the world would feel George Bush is a lying fool (lying fool) George Bush is a lying fool (lying fool) Cuttin taxes for the Wealthy A whole lot for the Wealthy If your not one of the wealthy Then just sing this song, child He's got a small mind A realy tiny mind What can we do with his mind We'll throw it , throw it ,throw it throw it , throw it Awaaaaaay George Bush is a lying fool George Bush is a lying fool George Bush is a lying fool George Bush is a lying fool Consider it a challenge if you dare!
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#44
09-22-2004, 12:09 AM
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With apologies to The King ("Hound Dog")
You ain't nothin' but a blunderer
lyin' all the time. You ain't nothin' but a blunderer lyin' all the time. Well, you ain't never caught Osama and you ain't no friend of mine. When you said you would unite us, well, that was just a lie. When you said you would unite us, well, that was just a lie. You ain't never caught Osama and you ain't no friend of mine.
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#45
09-22-2004, 12:36 AM
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More Elvis
Fools rush in, where angels fear to tread
And so Bush ran into Iraq How many thousands dead? Could not see the quagmire there If re-election's won Then he don't care, oh-oh-oh-oh Fools rush in, where wise men never go But when you listen to Karl Rove Who cares what the world knows? Iran is next? Then let the draft begin! We'll spiral up the spin and let Our troops rush in ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wise men say only fools rush in But Bush can’t help falling for neocon spin Shall we stay In a war we can't win? While Bush tramples truth till every vote is in. Like a river flows surely to the sea Blood flows in Iraq Civil war? Or theocracy? Take their oil! Take a thousand lives too Of U.S. troops -- how many more in queue?
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#46
09-22-2004, 09:50 AM
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George Dubya
I just met a nit named George Dubya And like a crazy Turk He'll always be a jerk To meeeeeeee George Dubya We'll never be rid of George Dubya He stupid-ily loves Both Rummy-feld and Rove, You seeeeeee George Dubya 'Lect him once and you're far too trusting 'Lect him twice and your brain needs adjusting George Dubya I'll never stop loathing George Dubyaaaaaa
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#47
09-22-2004, 10:08 AM
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#48
09-22-2004, 11:57 AM
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There's a song in here somewhere, help me out guys...
On the first part of the journey We were looking for WMDs There were inspectors and Blix and students and spies There were UN reports and lies The first thing we found was a man with a beard He'd been mean to my dad We said that he'd helped out the al-Qaeda guys So we'd be able to bomb Baghdad Oh, I've been through the desert on a war with no aim It felt good to get rid of Hussein In the desert, can't find no WMDs Cuz there weren't none there in the first place, you see La la la la la la la la...
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#49
09-22-2004, 12:05 PM
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They call him flipper, flipper/
But we know they're ly-ing/ For no one you see/ Trusts the R.N.C..
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-Official Doper Brat #007- When life gives you harlequins, make a harlequinade. I am the very model of the modern kaiju Gamera / I've a shell that's indestructible and endless turtle stamina. / I defend the little kids/ and I level downtown Tokyo/ in a giant free-for-all mega-kaiju rodeo.
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#50
09-22-2004, 03:58 PM
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Well, I'd need a tune. But something like...
Tell the GOP Our children want to breathe Go tell the RNC Our children want to breathe Fight a war that is worth fighting Lay down your bombs & guns, my son Use the arms that God did give you Use your hands & learn to be a man We need architects, you give us soldiers We need honesty, you give us liars We need love, you give us arrogance We look for conservatives, you give us embezzlers & thieves somethin' somethin'. I may come back to that.
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