I had SEX! (TMI, duh.)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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And, my virginity is gone the way of the dodo. I picked up an attractive actor at a cast party and now I’m one very pleased young woman. So I’m throwing a little self-congratulatory party.

throws confetti

I’M HOT AND I GOT LAID LAST NIGHT, YESSS!!

It was five o’clock in the morning and we were on a fluorescent-lit dorm sofa, but the fellow was fabulous and so was the encounter. Much more so than I expected, considering that I’d been psyching myself up for pain, pain, discomfort, pain, nervousness, and PAIN, but it only hurt for a minute or so, and then boy, was it fun. I am doing that again!

Er, you may return to your normal daily routine.

…I had SEX! WOO-HOO!

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Congrats. Um… whee?

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Attractive woman manages to get laid.

In other news, dog bites man, Pope confirms Catholic tendencies, bear indicates lack of interest in toilet facilities…

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Damn guys. don’t rain on the parade! :slight_smile:

Congrats!

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OK! so you’ve had sex.

You’re still not a woman though because you haven’t been with me… :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

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Hoo boy, starting a thread like that with your user name?
Get ready for LOTS of crap. :stuck_out_tongue: and yes, I know the real reason for that handle

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Congrats,
Now tell us all about it… slowly.

Unclviny

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Congratulations! :slight_smile:

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::Three cheers from the geek gallery, who promptly cry themselves to sleep curled around a technical manual::

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Uh oh… Going in to MOM MODE:

Did you use protection?

[/MOM MODE]
Congratulations! I’m it was better than you expected. :slight_smile:

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Traci Lords has sex…now that is big news…

Oh…that Traci Lord.

And with an actor…now that sounds like marriage bait to me! Everybody knows how stable actors are. Steady income and alll…

However…to be honest…CONGRATS! You have learned a big lesson!

Sex can, and should be, fun!

And trust me, there are worse choices you could have made. There is an old adage, “dumb fucks good”…and my guess is the actor fit that category well.

Do it again, and again, and again…you have years later to tegret it, if ever.

Oh, and yeah…be safe!!

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I lost mine only a few weeks ago, damn I should have posted a party thread :stuck_out_tongue:

Who would have thought, all the unlikely peeps getting laid :smiley:

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Evidently someone was very, VERY, horny.

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I tried having sex with one of those once. It did not end well for either of us.

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I’m glad it went well for you. Far too many people come away with negative experiences the first time.

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I remember, for the whole day after my first time (at 25) I kept thinking, “I had SEX last night. Wow. SEX. Me. SEX.”

Congratulations!

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Yeah, he showed me the video. You were hot.
…
:stuck_out_tongue:

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Oh, wow. You’ve realized a goal that I never did: sleeping with an actor I’d just seen perform. Treasure the memory!

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PS - Don’t mind me. My first time wasn’t with an actor (or actress, given that I am (a) male, and (b) straight), or even with someone I’d picked, especially, nor anyone to brag about, nor especially noteworthy. Or in three words: I’m just jealous.

/talking about myself

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Woohoo!

(We need a smiley with a party hat blowing his little party horn.)

Glad to hear it was a fun time.