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I pit some Canadians for making me want to defend Bush administration...
I'm sure the comment in this article doesn't represent the sentiment of all Canadians:
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:wally But dammit... we're looking more and more like a bunch of petulant fucking children. Okay, before you accuse me of being a Bush supporter, or worse... appologist... let me assure you I'm neither. I don't agree with many policies of this administration but surely, there is better rhetoric than insinuating that Bush and Rice are some kind of livestock or demons incarnate. Fellow Canadians... if we want to maintain our good image, we better start acting like we've got some class and some sense of proportion. |
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When did American- and Bush-bashing become our national hobby? I'm so sick of going into work and hearing people whine and complain about those "stupid Americans" (and yes, I take a trick from the "How to Be a Canadian..." book and ask them what the capital of New Brunswick is, and when they can't answer, launch into a full-fledged "Yah, those dumb Americans, don't know anything about us... probably don't even know our provincial capitals" rant).
I do feel bad for Martin - he's in a damned if you do - damned if you don't situation. He can't get too close to the US, or people will complain about the end of the 'Canadian identity' and the annexation of Canada by the US and yadda yadda yadda (though at least Macleans will have something to write about). He can't back too far away, or he'll be hearing it from the left, right, and center about beef and lumber imports. And "little hoofies"? That's just embarrassing for all of us. |
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OK, so what IS the capital of New Brunswick? InkBlot p.s. I'm Texan, so I'll also have to ask, which bit is New Brunswick? |
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I don't see what's wrong with that. All tests of the missle defense system have shown that it's too wildly flawed to have any pragmatic use, at least in the forseeable future.
As such, we are indeed trying to peddle a system that doesn't work and being bullies about it. Honestly, Condi opting out of a diplomatic engagement because y'all wouldn't kowtow to our ridiculous and unnecessary demands? I knew she was going to be much worse than Powel in her role as Sec' of State, but this is just nuts. And, as for stamping their little hooves ~shrugs~. They're being petulant whining bullies. If the worst you Canadians do is to make some mild barnyard slurs, ah well. Y'all should visit Gotham, then you'd at least have better insults to throw at us. P.S. This ridiculousness about having a chance to 'restore US/Canadian relations' strikes me as, well, beyond the pale. So, we're allowed to bully you and expect you to go along with us even when we're wrong, and you're not allowed to stand up to us? This is a very strange situation in international politics, and is, in my mind, much closer to imperium or hegemony than a world of sovereign states. |
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Right you are thewombat.
Seem to me that the entire substance of a Canadian Identity has become the act of bashing America at every turn. Nice. BTW: Fredericton... What do I win? |
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*hugs FinnAgain. Just because*
Yeah, that comment was pretty immature and silly (from a UofT professor? *hangs head in shame*). But I am glad we opted out of missile defence. |
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I miss the days of P.E. Trudeau. Now there was a statesman! At least when he told someone to go fuck themselves he made it sound like they'd enjoy the trip. |
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*smooch to FinnAgain*
QuickSilver: Because we have to let the U.S. know that nobody's the boss of us and they're being meanies and we'll tell if they keeps picking on us, right?
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The system doesn't, and won't, work. Should Canada also join Finn's Slingshots For Missle Defense Pact? Quote:
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What do I get if I can sing Canada's national anthem?
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Identity politics doesn't make any sense to me at all. It smacks of extreme nationalism. I grew up and lived in Canada and have spent many years in the US. We're not so different from one another as some Canadians like to believe. |
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Remind me again exactly why we need Canada to sign onto a project that, currently, doesn't even have a solution in sight? Evidently, by the way, this is the second time in almost as many months when we couldn't even fire the damn missile Quote:
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Trust me, after close to six years now in the ivory tower, I'm well versed in most modern theoretical frameworks. |
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And what do I get for being a rabid hockey fan?
Anywho, Canada is right to not want in on this "missile defense" crap. The system is bunk. It has problems passing tests that are essentially rigged on the side of passing iirc, and is very easy to get past on the cheap; i.e. it doesn't take a whole lot to modify a missile to fool the defense system. And the phrase "little hoofies" is just to gosh darn adorable to be classless. |
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The whole missile defence shield thing is one big fucking pork barrel of a dud that hands over hundreds of millions in public money for a system that has not yet even looked like working, and that probably would never have anything to defend against even if it did work. |
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I thought it was St. John's. Got a great-grandma from there, and besides it's the only city I know in NB. Except the one where the Bay of Fundy is. Unless that's Dt. John's too.
Anyway, if I had a massive neighbor to the south that was affecting me as much as the US was, I might get a little tetchy too, although I agree the more childish statements don't help a bit. The only time it bothers me, though, is when Canucks forget there's more than one big state down here. "America" doesn't have the death penalty (I've lived in two of the biggest states in the country, and they stopped executions decades before Canada was still stringing 'em up). "America", in some places, has strict gun laws. And so on. But we are so blessed to have a peaceful, prosperous giant to our north, and it's shaped so much of our optimistic, can-do, welcoming character, that I'll never believe things will ever go seriously wrong with the relationship. C'mere, you pot-smokin' puck shovers! <noogie noogie noogie!> |
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Finn said it perfectly, so I'll add my usual little worldeaterism......
Bush and Condi are a bunch of morons, and the missile shield is the biggest waste of money in the history of mankind. |
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Correct.
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Little hoofies, heh. A bit tactless, but not too far off the mark. |
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Aha! It's St. John's in NF, in NB, it's Saint John, and while the city is close to the Bay of Fundy, that's a huge bay that forms the southern border of the whole province. Saint John has got its own river and harboUr.
Heh, there's also a Negro Point across the river. |
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BTW, the article clearly states they've identified the problem. Software. Yup. The devil's in the software. Quote:
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Really? The entire history? What about the pyramids? I bet they cost a pretty penny and look how useful they turned out to be! |
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So, the Canadians diplomatically opted out of a flawed, stupid system that has never worked, is politically improper to begin with, and when they do, the U.S. begins openly and rudely shunning them...and this is the fault of Canadians?
What exactly is the proper response to Condi's in-very-bad-taste action? Submission to U.S. demands? Nuclear anniliation? I think a well-spoken, calm, "Uh, hey, you guys are dorks" statement is an appropriate response, myself. |
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Adjusting for dollars and all, what would be a bigger waste of money. (Don't say Iraq war)
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Thanks FinnAgain and other Americans for pointing for going to bat for us on this. It's a good reminder that relations are not breaking down as certain American "diplomats"* and certain Bush-worshippers in the Canadian government would have it.
I think most Americans realize that a) the system doesn't work, b) nothing Canada's military contribution could do would make it better, and c) we're a different country, and that's okay. *These days, this word, in this context, seems to need scare quotes |
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Guide for Americans to the Canadian National Anthem: There are only eight lines to the Canadian National Anthem, but they make them do a lot of work. The one line that isn't repeated that you need to know is: Quote:
Otherwise, you work with four short passages that together make an iambic pentameter line: "For thee," "O Canada," "on guard," and "we stand." These are sung together in various orders during the song, the order apparently being determined by flipping a loonie three times before commencing singing. The actual lyrics are Quote:
Alternatively, sing portions of the Marsellaise to the "O Canada" tune, and haughtily explain to anyone who looks askance at you that you are "singing the French lyrics; don't they support bilingualism?" |
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Okay folks... what's the point of repeatedly insisting that the missile defense system currently doesn't work? It's an over statement of the obvious. The first airplane the Wright brothers built also didn't work so good. It took a little time. A little patience. Seems to me flight wasn't an entirely fruitless pursuit. You know, MS Windows didn't work that great at first either.... and now... well, okay... bad example... but still, what's 80% of you using? Look, Martin (and previously Chretien) didn't handle it well and embarassed the Bush administration with these overly dramatic rants on how evil the US is. If you talk smack, expect to get slapped in the mouth. Martin et all just need to improve their diplomacy skills. |
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And once again, it's not a 'this or the other' scenario. We should be doing both and then some. Quote:
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Hamish and World Eater: thanks much .
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I'm simply pointing out that outside the public sector, especially where government porkbarrel projects are concerned, there is little accountability. Remember the weapons systems that Cheney cut? Those were in development for a long time, sucking down millions of dollars, but they were simply axed. The government isn't accountable to anybody, so you don't get the highest standard of work from them. Remember the M-16? When we sent it to Vietnam it jammed so often and so horribly that many American soldiers lost their lives due to substandard weaponry. This obviously didn't work out as planned. Quote:
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It's not so much about losing national identity as becoming an American lapdog. Countires are allowed to act in their own best interest, and our attempts to bully you into doing our bidding are, quite frankly, beneath us. Quote:
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The real problem with Canada is that its defined by what it is not: America. And these sorts of wars of words will always be with us until they either assimilate totally or find a positive idenitity. I don't personally support the misile system, as god as it mgiht be for promoting certain space-oriented technologies. I favor the laser-defensive system. Already much better. However, Bush and his staff do believe in the technology, and they may be correct. And there's nothing morally or ethically wrong with them trying to stump, plead, or prod for others to join them on it. That is the entire point of having diplomatic corps.
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Smiling Bandit: International treaties prevent the deployment of orbital weaponry, which is most likely the only way a pragmatic laser defense net would work.
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Personally, I'm much more worried about suitcase nukes or a nuke loaded aboard a ship and detonated in a harbor. There currently exists only one nation that I am aware of which would post a neuclear ICBM threat to us, and we appear to have them contained currently. Quote:
The nations of Europe know that if Iraq goes to hell, the middle east will most likely be close behind. It is, in a very realpolitik sense, in their best interest to help us clean up our messes, before the fallout lands in their front yard. Moreoever, our power-grabbing right after we toppled Sadaam's regime and the fact that we wouldn't share bidding on reconstruction (and indeed gave Halliburton no-bid contracts), alienated our allies. Hell, the Spanish government fell because they were seen as too buddy buddy with us. Unless I'm mistaken, most European citizens distrust Bush, his motives, and his policies. In recent polls, Europeans actually listed Bush as the greatest danger to world peace, bar none. I do not think our unilateralism and absolutism is 'working'. |
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Anyway, launching multiple missiles is a rather quick way to get around the system. It's almost like we're dealing with a modern day Maginot line. It's geared to do one thing, and that can be circumvented about 100 different ways. Quote:
Spend the money on securing the ports, then if some is left over, secure the borders, if some is left over buy our cities some hazmat gear, if some is left over.....etc, etc. After we've solved jaywalking, then put it towards missile defense. What's the more realistic scenario? a) Country launches ICBM and the whole world knows who launched it. b) Country quietly helps terrorists smuggle nuke into US "real quiet like" Quote:
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This may be the first Pit thread that gets moved to GD!
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Permission or not, do you really think for a second that the US will hesitate to enter our airspace due to a perceived threat? They'll do it and if anybody is still around and living, they'll extend their sincere appologies. What's Canada going to do? Declare war? How fast was Canadian airspace shut down on 9/11? Seems that whenever the US sneezes, Canada catches a cold anyway. Quote:
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Canada!
Fuck, yeah! I'm glad we opted out of an idea that was gonna cost megabucks with limited, if any, return. I can vaguely imagine a laser-based system 20 years from now if the Americans throw a trillion or two at it, but how that's going to protect anybody against terorrism escapes me. |
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What's a guy like you doing in a forum like this?
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<sheepish> I agree smiling bandit but I resent the fact that you're able to express it in less posts than I. </sheepish> |
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Pre scriptum: I cleaned up spelling in Word, but I may have accidentaly changed some of Quick's text by correction spelling errors... I'm not quite sure if I did though ,and I just wanted to alert you that I may have accidentaly and superfically changed some text.
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A) Missile defense is not a priority, it's not even anywhere near the top of the list. B) It's not currently working, and doesn't look like it will any time soon. C) We're asking you to sign onto a project that's both unnecessary and impotent. Quote:
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You wouldn't have a problem with US jets and missiles being in your airspace, and perhaps damaging civilian populations, as long as another country struck first? Let's say North Korea lobbed a nuke at us and for some reason it passed over Canada (I think the geography for this is all wrong, but anyway...) America chooses to shoot it down near a major Canadian population center. The warhead detonates. General prognosis: many megadeaths. No blame. (My ass no blame!) Doesn't Canada have the right to dictate US terms of engagement within it's sovereign airspace? Quote:
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I'll also add to Finn's fine post that our bullying is starting to lose it's luster. Take of course this thread with Canada telling us to shove the MD up our ass, and also recently, Putin signing up with Iran. I suspect that more of this will happen as the world, finally sick of us will find more ways to wrok around us instead of with us.
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I'm having a bad grammar week, sorry.
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Finn, this is fun but our posts are getting ridiculously long with the back and forth quotes.
I don't know if anybody is going to be lobbing missiles at the US any time soon, if ever. If nobody does then the entire issue is moot. How the US chooses to spend their military budget is not Canada's issue to decide or dictate. We just hope they'll save our asses if ever that time comes. Look, all I'm suggesting is that Canada doesn't rise to the very bating of which you critisize the Bush administration. We can make a case against participation but we've got to show some leadership and class by saying we have doubts about the efficacy of the proposed defense system and NOT call the US an imperialist pig and it's leadership a bunch of hooved cattle. This entire airspace issue is just a red herring, btw. What ever happened to the sense of proportion in politics and life in general. |
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This is a big ol' hijack, but I think we're also importing concrete into Iraq while their own factories can produce it.
Maybe we should open another thread to discuss it? |
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