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Old 03-15-2005, 03:57 AM
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Drop One Letter Off The Sign, And Change The Movie Title

How To Make An American Quit
Mr Holland's Pus
Ill Bill
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Old 03-15-2005, 06:13 AM
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Old 03-15-2005, 06:29 AM
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Old 03-15-2005, 06:31 AM
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Old 03-15-2005, 06:33 AM
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Old 03-15-2005, 06:39 AM
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Old 03-15-2005, 06:40 AM
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Old 03-15-2005, 06:44 AM
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Old 03-15-2005, 06:47 AM
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Old 03-15-2005, 06:51 AM
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American Pi
Dawn of the Dad
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Old 03-15-2005, 06:52 AM
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Dud, Where's my Car?

50 fist dates

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Old 03-15-2005, 06:55 AM
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Old 03-15-2005, 07:00 AM
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One with the Wind

Bride on the River Kwai

Forbidden Plant

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The Life of Bran

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Old 03-15-2005, 07:05 AM
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Little Hop of Horrors
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Old 03-15-2005, 07:08 AM
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A Man Part
Free Will
Rome Must Die
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Old 03-15-2005, 07:10 AM
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Bi Fish
Attack of the Cones
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Old 03-15-2005, 07:10 AM
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The Scorpion Kin

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Old 03-15-2005, 07:28 AM
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You Only Lie Twice

War of the Words

Godfinger

The Andromeda train

The Fir

Chariots of Fir

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Old 03-15-2005, 07:29 AM
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And, of course:


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Old 03-15-2005, 07:37 AM
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Old 03-15-2005, 07:38 AM
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This one almost counts, I just wanted to find someway to throw in Doctor Who;

Return of the Living Dad
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Old 03-15-2005, 07:49 AM
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Old 03-15-2005, 07:51 AM
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A Bugs Lie

To Lie and Die in L.A.

Of Ice and Men

From Dusk to Dan

A Bride Too Far

End of Day

Omega Ma (or Mega Man)

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The Passion of the Chris
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Old 03-15-2005, 08:01 AM
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What's Eating Gilbert Rape?
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Old 03-15-2005, 08:13 AM
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loser (with Julia oberts, Clive wen, Natalie ortman, and Jude aw)

Man Girls

Shun of the Dead (if we could drop two letters, Shun of the Dad might be a fun romp)

Team America: Word Police

Adaptatin (has kind of a redneck feel)

Real Women Have Cures

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Cones (a geometry lesson would be more exciting)

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Old 03-15-2005, 08:17 AM
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Some more

St. Elmo's Ire

Petty in Pink (or Pretty In Ink)

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Malcolm

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Onan the Barbarian

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Old 03-15-2005, 08:23 AM
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This one includes the ad copy:

Tom Hanks is:

Bi

From Imdb, I have some taglines:
Have you ever had a really big secret?

You're Only Young Once But For Josh It Might Just Last A Lifetime.
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Yesterday Josh Wanted Everything In Life - Girls...Money...Cars... Today, All His Wildest Dreams Have Come True!
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Old 03-15-2005, 08:39 AM
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Before you die, you see The Rig.

And let's just get it out of our systems:

Little Bi Man
The Bi Bounce
The Bi Lebowsky
The Bi Noise
Steal Bi, Steal Little
Bi Fish
The Bi Sleep
Bi Trouble
Shaft's Bi Score
Bi Bully
The Bi Tease
The Bi Sleep
The Bi Brawl
The Last Bi Thing
The Next Bi Thing
Clifford's Really Bi Movie
Bi and Hairy
And of course, Pee Wee's Bi Adventure.
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Old 03-15-2005, 08:45 AM
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Brie of Frankenstein
It's a Wonderful Lie
The Wizard of Z
In the Hat of the Night
Close Encounters of the Third Kid
Being Here
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woof?
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Old 03-15-2005, 09:01 AM
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Cream

Cream 2

Cream 3


(Pixar's sequal to the Matrix trilogy)
Finding Neo

(Pixar's documentry about critters who have a problem telling the truth)
Bug's Lie

(Pizar's commentary on what will be fashionable this year)
Monster's In
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Old 03-15-2005, 09:02 AM
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Evil Dad
Evil Dad II
Arm of Darkness

Forrest Gum

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Old 03-15-2005, 09:03 AM
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And of course, Pee Wee's Bi Adventure.
And Bi Top Pee Wee, but I agree that joke should end now.

Tai Driver Robert Deniro plays a Thai restaurant delivery man who can't spell.
Arm of Darkness
Close Encounters of the Third Kin
A family reunion comedy.
[b]Hot Hots!
My Fist Mister
All Quit on the Western Front
The Seventh Sea
Spy Gam
The Rod to Wellville
Cod Mountain
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Old 03-15-2005, 09:29 AM
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Max Torque stole my next few jokes. Darn!

The Inedibles doesn't count, since that is two letters.

umm...

Stemboy

No, that's just weak.

Darn........
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Old 03-15-2005, 09:37 AM
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The next Winnie the Pooh movie:

O Bother Where Art Thou?




Oversexed Kryptonians:

Sperman





Alternate Ending to Forbidden Planet:


Honey, I Shrunk the ids




Not Starring Jay Leno:

Big Trouble in Little Chin
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Old 03-15-2005, 09:37 AM
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Around the World In Eight Days
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Old 03-15-2005, 09:39 AM
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Chairface Chippendale's brother gets his own movie:

carface
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Old 03-15-2005, 09:45 AM
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Brother from Another Plant
Bother from Another Planet
Annie All
A Midsummer's Night Ex Comedy
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Old 03-15-2005, 09:47 AM
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Carface -- The inspiring story of a man who looks like an Edsel.
I am a Fugitive from a Chain Gag -- Joke goes horribly wrong
The Ride of Frankenstein -- horror movie based on an amusement park attraction.
The Mumy -- biography of Lost in Space actor.
Life of Bran -- documentary about getting more fiber in your diet.
Time and Gain -- time traveler tries to get rich
12 Moneys -- a look at the dollar, the pound, the peso, and nine other global currencies.
Only Angels Have Wins -- Southern California baseball team is undefeated.
Rear Widow -- After her husband died, she discovered a whole new way of doing things. XXX
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Old 03-15-2005, 09:47 AM
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Quote:
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This one includes the ad copy:

Tom Hanks is:

Bi
Hijack: I had a dream last Thursday that Tom Hanks outed himself to me. My first question to him was "How did Rita react to the news?" My second was "Can I post this on the Straight Dope Message Boards?"
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Old 03-15-2005, 09:49 AM
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Carface Chippendale goes to the moon, to show just what one man can do. Put the moon in a world of hurt .

Moonaker

P.S. Yes, I know it's misspelled. It sounds right when read aloud.
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Old 03-15-2005, 09:53 AM
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10 Things I Ate About You

Picnic At Hanging Roc

Sped

The Hose Whisperer

Men IV: The Awakening

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dagon

Jackie Brow
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Old 03-15-2005, 09:54 AM
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Quiz Sow
Ride of Frankenstein
Far From Heave
Office Pace
Barber Hop
The Holing
The Pin Panther
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Old 03-15-2005, 09:58 AM
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Old 03-15-2005, 10:02 AM
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On Golden Pod
On Olden Pond
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Old 03-15-2005, 10:05 AM
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One that Hitchcock tried, but it didn't have the impact he wanted:

The Bird

But if he'd known about EBay, he might have made:

The Bids

Or not...
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Old 03-15-2005, 10:14 AM
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Charles Bronson stars in an Alistair MaClean novel about a woman with a devastating figure:

Breakheart ass
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Old 03-15-2005, 10:18 AM
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And, of course, these movies would completely disappear:


Z

X

$

(pi)



and The Story of O and The Marquise of O would be harder to understand.
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Old 03-15-2005, 10:21 AM
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Oh, and I forgot


Q
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Old 03-15-2005, 10:41 AM
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Star Trek II - The Wrath of Han (crossover with Star Wars universe)
Rod House (Patrick Swayze's gay porn debut)
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Old 03-15-2005, 10:43 AM
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Rod House[/B] (Patrick Swayze's gay porn debut)
Complete with puppets from Avenue Q
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