We have a lot of erection threads floating around. in This one Ahunter asks whether women would like porn where men get erections, and whether they prefered mortifying situations, or situations where the man wanted a boner.
This got me thinking, what would be the worst time to get an erection? I think there are two elements in play: audience and subject matter. If you have a large audience it is of course more embaressing. I think it would be worse if the apparent subject matter was gross or inappropriate.
With that in mind, my first thought was the worst boner would be getting one when giving a sermon on how we should cherish our children, or something of that sort. Then I realized it would be worse if the sermon were on Jesus getting nailed on the cross.
What are your thoughts on the worst time to get an erection?
When he was in 4th grade he had the hots for Ms. McNaughton. He describes her as a blonde bombshell who wore intoxicating perfume.
So one day in class she asks him up to the board to do a math problem (I’m sure you can figure out where this story is going).
Since he had pitched a tent in his pants he slinks down in his chair and says he can’t. She asks him again and says, “It’s a fairly easy problem, I’m sure you have the right answer”. He looks up at her and says “Ms. McNaughton, I can’t come up to the board”.
The light bulb went off above her head when she realized why he couldn’t get up from his desk…he says she turned bright red and called on another student.
Something tells me he headed straight for the lavatory after that class was over!!!
I remember my mom giving me a book when I was about twelve that was supposed to be a Christian take on how to handle puberty (this one was for boys – there was a girls’ equivalent, I think). This was her way of handling “the talk” since she was a single mom with no idea how to approach me on such things.
At any rate, the only tidbit I remember from reading it was the commentary that, when you’ve arrived at your jr. high and high school years, it may very well happen that you’re walking down a crowded hallway, and you might brush against a pretty girl, inadvertently causing you to have an erection.
What’s the appropriate thing to do, you may ask?
You smile, and simply tell the girl, “Thank you.”
Even at twelve, I knew that had to be the creepiest possible thing to do to someone. But I think the book’s attitude was that everyone else your age would also have read the book, and would understand completely. :rolleyes: