Tom & Katie have baby on the way

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Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes (“Kate Cruise” to be), that is. If it’s not just a big internet hoax.
Yes, I know celebrity news isn’t important, but I thought a thread on this topic would be a good excuse to bash know-it-all cultist Tom Cruise.
It’s one thing to marry someone when you don’t haven’t dated someone for very long; it’s quite another to create a child with them. Play Russian roulette with your own life - not with a child’s.

Oh - and off my own topic: new American Heritage has their annual list of most overated /most underated folks in various categories. I nominate Cruise as most overated actor.

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You cant buy that sort of publicity, but you can get it for free, IF you have a baby!
Troy and Selma. Thats all I’m going to say.

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…and the seventh seal is broken…

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Link for those who care. Personally, I think this has “Roxie Hart” written all over it. I wouldn’t be surprised if she “loses the baby” in three months.

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Oh wow…Now that’s a helluva move against Kidman. Kidman and Cruise had to adopt in order to have a family… Cruise knocks up a woman 15 or so years younger than Kidman. This establishes that the problem with conception of a natural child between Kidman and Cruise to be solely on Nicole. So Kidman is frigid and infertile while Cruise is virile and plowing a cute younger woman for breeding stock.
::snarky::

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I’m not really sure why, but this creeps me out in a Rosemary’s Baby kind of way.

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Of course, we all assume it’s Tom’s baby…

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The newspapers here reported that Nicole Kidman was pregnant at the time of her divorce from Tom Cruise and that she subsequently suffered a miscarriage.

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First, unoriginal, thought: Really? Who’s the father?

Second: jeez, American Heritage has changed a lot since the days when it was pretty pictures and Civil War subjects.

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I thought that Kidman and Cruise adopted because they wanted to, not because they had to?

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[hijack]Yeah, it used to be good. The current issue is disgracefully bad.[/hijack]

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IIRC, Tom and his first wife, Mimi Rogers, separated over the not-having-kids issue; she went on to bear kids by her second husband.

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I’ve picked up a weird subtext in this story. See if you agree - I typed it out (in bold).

Maybe it’s just me.

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Actually, in addition to the miscarriage she suffered right before the divorce, I think she had several early on in the marriage.

I bet they name the kid Elron.

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So, the face huggers got to her. Game over, man. Game over.

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I wonder how many Thetans the little darling will be born with?

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I thought she had been going on about how she would be a virgin until marriage?

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That was before she got a taste of the Cruise Missile.

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Babies are bustin out all over! First, Britney, then Tina fey, next Maya, now Katie. Boy? Girl? Scientologist? inquiring minds don’t give a shit.

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More likely Mister Turkey Baster.