Of course he only does it while he’s home. But as soon as he gets home, he puts on his “comfy pants”, which have a stretch waist band and lots of room, so he can shove both arms down there. It annoys me the most when we’re having a conversation.
He’ll be telling me about his day, and I’ll try to pay attention over the Scritch Scritch Scritch.
He thinks I’m being ridiculous when I ask him to stop while I’m watching t.v. Or to wash his hands before putting the dishes up, “it’s my balls not my butt”. :rolleyes:
I know most guys scratch. But I honestly don’t remember EVER seeing my dad do it, or hearing my mom complain about my dad doing it. And none of my former BFs have walked around the house with both hands shoved down there.
Sounds like he might need to see a doctor if he’s walking around with his hands in his pants all the time
Of course, I’m under the impression that most men would have their hands in their pants all the time if they could, so maybe he’s not that far off from normal.
Sure, chicks want a sensitive guy who can be open with his issues, and deal with his feelings publicly.
Then when it comes out that that the main issue is his ballsack, and the feeling is ichyness it’s all whine whine whine.
I’m a bloke; sometimes they itch and desperatedly need scratching, but I try to be discreet; I think that regular fondling and/or scratching in an everyday situation is easily something that could be classed as unnecessarily offensive. Sure, he needs to scratch, but he also needs to be sensitive about what offends you.
Handling crockery after ball scratching, without first washing hands is just totally unacceptable; were I in your situation, I’d threaten to resolve the situation by breaking said dishes over his ignorant head.
So as to add something to this thread other than the usual unintended hijackery, I lucked out with my husband in that he doesn’t purposely walk around scratching his balls… however, at night, when he’s sound asleep, he… he sleep-ball-scratches. Loudly. And he goes to town, too. Sometimes it sounds to me like he’s really hurting himself… you know how if you get really itchy and scratch your arms or legs, and leave great, red welts on them, especially if they’re dry? He really digs at them… I keep thinking one of these days I’m going to wake up next to a fresh castrato.
However, upon morning inspection, they appear normal and healthy, with no welts or nicks or cuts. But sheesh. And it’s as horrendous to listen to as someone gritting their teeth. shudder
As part of our daily routine, I usually end up face to face with the wood in the morning, so, well, yeah, I do inspect them every morning, and usually a few other times during the day, too. I only regret that the man has to work for a living.
