Pat Robertson: Sharon's stroke is God's punishment.

I know, I know. Bears shit discovered in woods, Pope takes communion, but still, this one is offensive even for Robertson. He’s claiming that Sharon’s stroke is divine punishment for “dividing God’s land.”

The worst part is that he implies that Rabin’s assassination was justified.

So, what nastiness were the derned coal miners being punished for?

I’d just like to know so I can avoid it myself, of course.

-Joe

I dunno, it seems as if Pat’s not even really trying anymore. after all, he failed to link in abortionists or gays to the mix. I’m rather disappointed.

Coal miners, hell. How 'bout ice-skating children?

You just have to wonder what special treat God has lined up for him after his demise.

I thought Sharon’s obesity may be to blame, but then I remembered, God was pissed off.

I hope Pat’s health remains good until God calls him home. I’d hate for him to have to work that one out.

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I can’t even get upset about Pat anymore; poor old psychotic cunt. He’s like the crazy people who stand around yelling on Peachtree Street (except that for some reason he’s got a tv show).

Don’t worry. I’m sure that like everything that comes out of his mouth, these comments were taken out of context.

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Is that a whoosh? Please tell me it’s a whoosh.

What’s his reasoning for this, other than he’s a Jew and God hates him for killing His son?

I think God needs to have a talk with Mr. Robertson. What the fuck is wrong with that guy? Almost any criticism of him seems liker a platitude, because he seems to pull this shit almost on a weekly basis. It makes me want to watch his show, just to see what he talks about when he’s not spouting crazy horseshit.

What makes me curious is a part of an article here and quoted below…

…I wonder if that “terrorist leader” may happen to broadcast from Virginia Beach…

Just wondering…

It’s only Gaza. Since when have the Jews lived in Gaza? Since when has anyone wanted to live in Gaza? Now if it were the West Bank Sharon gave up… I kid, I kid, but still, I can’t see any way God would do smiting over Gaza.

God apparently started the ball rolling with an atrial septal defect in Sharon’s heart, knowing that many years later Sharon would “divide God’s land” and reap the consequences.

It’s entirely obvious if you’re a loon.

He has a valid point. It’s right there in the Bible: "Cursed are Peacemakers, for they shall suffer apoplexy in their twilight years. "

Man, that God guy really saw it coming, huh?

I believe God is punishing us by giving us Pat Robertson.

Well, one of them probably skipped church one day. Or didn’t send Robertson any money.

Fuck, what did we do to deserve that?