Same to you, Pat Robertson.

Pat Robertson, the televangelist and purported evangelical holy man, has called for the assassination of a foreign president.

Dumbfounding.

How can you call yourself a Christian and spout off like this? I’ve come to expect a certain degree of hate speech from fundamentalists, but calls for the death of a foreign leader are a new low, I think.

What a great example of leadership. Unfortunately, I expect President Chavez won’t reciprocate – much as that would benefit the world at large.

Lame rant, I know. Maybe I’m just stunned by the hypocrisy.

Right, Pat, that’s exactly what Jesus would do.

I always got the impression (all the way down here in the Land of Oz) that Pat Robertson was quite a nasty bit of work. Certainly, at the very least, all that “love thy brother” crap has shown him to be a thorough hypocrite.

So listen up Pat… squanderous, copious oil consumption on the part of the USAA is not a right, OK? It’s a privilige that you have to pay for. You’re not allowed to go killing people just to fucking ensure you’re supply of oil.

Ahhh… who listens to reason nowadays?

Hey, communism and Muslim extremism!!! The two* together*!

Awww man! I spelt the word “your” incorrectly as “you’re”. Preview is my friend. Preview is my friend. Preview is my friend.

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I’m stunned.

I knew this guy was a whack job, but I guess I never really knew just how much of a hypocritical fucktard he is. And yet, I’ll take the odds that he doesn’t lose a single viewer. Hell, I’ll take the over on how many he gains.

I just have that kind of faith in the goodness of my fellow man. :smiley:

Actually, you spelled it correctly… “you’re” as in “you are”. :stuck_out_tongue:

Hell, Robertson’s on the right track here (except for the whole part about it being illegal for US forces to do such a thing, and morally reprehensable to boot.) We need to go after those leaders who threaten the safety and well being of the USA. I’m waiting for Robertson to make the same call on North Korea’s President (Great Leader) Kim Jong Il, China’s Premier Zhu Rongji, and Mexico’s President Vicente Fox. Chavez is a paranoid crackpot, not a threat. Fox, on the other hand, stationed the Mexican Army on the border to “assist” the fucking illegals when the MM Project was going on a few months ago. Knock off Fox first. Hey, they have oil too! :rolleyes:

Oh wait… you meant the second time you used it in that sentence. :smack:

Yeah, your right. :wink:

Hah… I’m nitpicking myself here, but I was referring to the 2nd occurrence, as in… “just to fucking ensure you’re supply of oil.” That was the mistake…

Anyways, back to slamming the righteous prick.

Or, taking a note from John Kerry, he spelled it correctly before he spelled it incorrectly.

USAA. What the hell does my car insurance company have to do with any of this?

P. Robbie, er, sorry, Robbie is being a douche. We now return to live coverage from the Bavarian woods where the Pope is currently relieving himself.

Here’s Pat, caught on tape. Scary. Think Bush will apologize, or the State Department will make any comments refuting Robertson? I doubt it.

Jesus totally glocked Herod.

Wow…I am so going to Mass this coming Sunday. Sounds like an action movie matinee!

Perhaps you’ve heard of an anime called Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. :slight_smile: But I’m more amused by a spoof a friend of mine concocted back in high school - he even shot a trailer. It was called Sweet Jesus of Nazareth’s Baad Asssss Song. I recall the last line as “The meek shall inherit… MY FIST!”

Just what does anyone know about Chavez that has not been fed to them through the Bush propaganda machine? Use the internet and see if other information exists. Though of course it is much easier to repeat what your told. .

Surely this can’t be the same Pat Robertson that wants the Ten Commandments placed on government property.

If he thinks we should murder President Chavez, what wasthis advice about?

Elsewhere, he says to pray for our enemies and ask God to bless them.

I guess having covert operations murder Chavez is a last resort for Robertson.

I hate to say this, Pat, but I think that evil is getting the victory. You are getting a mite beyond the snarling stage.

That’s what I think whenever I remember he has a TV show.

Danalan
Since you mentioned hypocrisy, I get incredibly disgusted by this Bible thumping shithead who is so quick to condemn Godless science, yet is so eager to embrace its innovations (television, computers, etc).
As I’ve said before, why doesn’t Pat Robertson go preach in the middle of a field in order to avoid using all those “secular humanist” trappings? Don’t use a PA system either Pat - that too was a result of them thar Satanic scientifical principles.