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Old 03-24-2006, 03:05 PM
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Famous people who are considered unattractive but you think are HOT

For me, it would have to be a young Sissy Spacek (yummy, especially in Prime Cut and 3 Women) , and Sandra Bernhard (especially pregnant in that sheer dress in her HBO special). Also a young Lucille Ball in her 1940's film noir days. Anyone have any others?
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:22 PM
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I don't know why you think that Lucille Ball was "considered unattractive." She was a pin-up girl before she did comedy.
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:29 PM
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Did not know that about Lucille Ball. I always thought because of her wacky, silly persona that people did not consider her "pretty"- I never did either, until I saw a couple of her early noirs.
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:29 PM
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I thought Tracey Gold, Carol Seaver on Growing Pains, was hot. Her character wasn't supposed to be attractive although maybe that was just her brother teasing her.
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:36 PM
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James Carville
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:39 PM
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Sara Gilbert as Darlene Connor
Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams
Natasha Lyonne
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:45 PM
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Sara Gilbert as Darlene Connor
I agree with this one. I had a crazy crush on her growing up. Now, I don't really find her that good looking anymore.
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:46 PM
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It depends on what you mean by "considered unattractive". For instance, some people think Penelope Cruz is very hot, while others (including myself) wouldn't give her the time of day.

If you mean "not a classic Hollywood beauty", I can think of Alex Borstein from MadTV (short and pudgy--that's what I'm talkin' about!).
I also had the serious hots for Linda Ellerbee when she was on NBC News Overnight .
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:48 PM
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Is Christina Ricci actually considered not attractive?!?!


I was always a Bailey Quarters fan back in the day -- way prettier than Loni Anderson. I found Kate on "Drew Carey's Show" VERY attractive.

My aim has always been sort of off in the attractive department. I always preferred Kate Jackson to the other angels (except for the Red Head Tanya Roberts), but I liked kate on Dark Shadows.

I can't think of someone in Hollywood that isn't thought to be pretty, there are certainly some who are thought to be gorgeous, but pretty much everyone is good looking (there are exceptions).

No one made a big deal out of their looks, but Debra Wilson and Nicole Sullivan were on my "hot" list for a good long while -- they're both still very attractive in my book.
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:48 PM
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Steve Buscemi

Alan Rickman (although I don't think I'm alone in thinking he's hot)

Malcolm McDowell

Barry Manilow

Gene Wilder

Harvey Keitel
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:49 PM
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John Goodman.
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:49 PM
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I second that Nicole Sullivan nomination- very hot
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:50 PM
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It depends on what you mean by "considered unattractive". For instance, some people think Penelope Cruz is very hot, while others (including myself) wouldn't give her the time of day.

If you mean "not a classic Hollywood beauty", I can think of Alex Borstein from MadTV (short and pudgy--that's what I'm talkin' about!).
I also had the serious hots for Linda Ellerbee when she was on NBC News Overnight .

FYI, Penelope Cruz is incredibly hot. Yes, she has pop eyes, a long nose & bird legs. She's still hot.
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:52 PM
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Clive Owen. I think he looks awesome. My friends think I'm going blind.
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:57 PM
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:58 PM
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Janeane Garofalo.
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Old 03-24-2006, 04:29 PM
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The guy who played Faramir in LOTR. I've seen him in other stuff too and I think he's pretty hot.

Denzel Washington. Oh wait. Every woman on the planet thinks he's hot too, don't they?
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Old 03-24-2006, 04:39 PM
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He isn't handsome by Hollywood standards, but Jürgen Prochnow really floats my boat.
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Old 03-24-2006, 04:41 PM
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Clive Owen. I think he looks awesome. My friends think I'm going blind.
Especially in Sin City. Yow!

I also have a crush on Ron Livingston, though I suspect many just consider him bland or average.
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Old 03-24-2006, 04:41 PM
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Gene Wilder

My mom thought that my dad looked exactly like Gene Wilder when they first met and she has always had a crush on Gene...

I think my father has aged considerably better than Gene Wilder did though.
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Old 03-24-2006, 04:49 PM
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Allison Mack. Most Smallville fans I've met like Kreuk or Erica Durrance better, but I'll always be a Mack-man.



Hee hee, I'm so clever.
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Old 03-24-2006, 05:06 PM
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Is Christina Ricci actually considered not attractive?!?!
Now, no.

As Wednesday Addams, probably. (She's older than me, which I consider to be an important detail.)
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Old 03-24-2006, 05:07 PM
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Bea Arthur. I've had a mini-crush on her for years.
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Old 03-24-2006, 05:29 PM
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Allison Mack. Most Smallville fans I've met like Kreuk or Erica Durrance better, but I'll always be a Mack-man.



Hee hee, I'm so clever.

Mack or Durance are about the same page of hot in my book. Kreuk isn't even in the book. Durance is closer to typical showbiz beauty, and Clark's idiocy when it comes to Lana vs. Cloe makes me want to smack him upside the head with a chunk of kryptonite, preferably green.
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Old 03-24-2006, 05:48 PM
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Janeane Garofalo.
Yeaaaa, I'd like to get me some of that.
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Old 03-24-2006, 05:59 PM
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Agnes Moorehead, young OR old
Courtney Love
Cyndi Lauper (young or old)
I 3rd Sandra Bernhard
Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife (Beth?)
Annie Lennox
Yeardley Smith
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Old 03-24-2006, 06:02 PM
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As of late, and for reasons I can't readily explain: ESPN's Linda Cohn.

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I second that Nicole Sullivan nomination- very hot
I used to work with Nicole Sullivan when she was in college. She was a very attractive and outgoing girl.
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Old 03-24-2006, 06:17 PM
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I don't talk to a lot of people over 20 about who they think is hot, so people that teens think are ugly that I think are to die for:

Viggo Mortensen (OMG he's in his 40s!)
Sean Bean
Alan Rickman
older aged Sean Connery
Tilda Swinton
Liam Neeson
Harrison Ford
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Old 03-24-2006, 06:23 PM
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I don't talk to a lot of people over 20 about who they think is hot, so people that teens think are ugly that I think are to die for:

Viggo Mortensen (OMG he's in his 40s!)
Sean Bean
Alan Rickman
older aged Sean Connery
Tilda Swinton
Liam Neeson
Harrison Ford
People think ANY of these people are unattractive? They're all way, way hot. I also have to go at anyone who would call Clive Owen unattractive. He's smokin'.
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Old 03-24-2006, 06:35 PM
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Patricia Heaton. I kid you not.
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Old 03-24-2006, 06:46 PM
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Joaquin *droooool*


Honorable mention goes to Elliot Yamin.
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Old 03-24-2006, 06:46 PM
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Patricia Heaton. I kid you not.
Damn, I was just thinking that as "Raymond" is on TV behind me. Is she considered unattractive??

(I did see her interviewed on TV once, though, and she came across as incredibly flakey, which lessened the hotness factor a bit.)
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Old 03-24-2006, 06:54 PM
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I had a boner for Tori Spelling on 90210.
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Old 03-24-2006, 07:20 PM
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John Goodman.
He is exactly who I thought of right off! Not good looking, but damn! He's sexy!
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Old 03-24-2006, 07:33 PM
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The guy who played Faramir in LOTR. I've seen him in other stuff too and I think he's pretty hot.

Denzel Washington. Oh wait. Every woman on the planet thinks he's hot too, don't they?
Faramir is David Wenham and I agree he's hot. And you're right about Denzel Washington too.

I like Alan Rickman and Malcolm McDowell (No! not Roddy) too.
But Barry Manilow????
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Old 03-24-2006, 08:59 PM
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He's an ugly man even when he's not in monster make-up, but I have to confess I find Ron Perlman strangely compelling.
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Old 03-24-2006, 09:01 PM
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Damn, I was just thinking that as "Raymond" is on TV behind me. Is she considered unattractive??.
Not in any universe I'm aware of.
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Old 03-24-2006, 09:03 PM
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Nobody's mentioned my secret boyfriend, Christopher Walken?
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Old 03-24-2006, 09:31 PM
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I was always a Bailey Quarters fan back in the day -- way prettier than Loni Anderson. I found Kate on "Drew Carey's Show" VERY attractive.
I don't know a single person who considers either one of those ladies to be unattractive. They were both models, for pity's sake!
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Old 03-24-2006, 09:43 PM
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I don't know a single person who considers either one of those ladies to be unattractive. They were both models, for pity's sake!

I also said:
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I can't think of someone in Hollywood that isn't thought to be pretty, there are certainly some who are thought to be gorgeous, but pretty much everyone is good looking
Qualifying my statement. I can't think of any outright ugly or unattractive people in show business. These are the ones who were looked over -- closest I could come.
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:07 PM
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He's an ugly man even when he's not in monster make-up, but I have to confess I find Ron Perlman strangely compelling.
Oooooh, yes. I met Ron Perlman briefly at a science fiction convention, and he is a definite hottie. Even when he isn't "Hellboy."
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:13 PM
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I wonder how Bjork is generally regarded.
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:36 PM
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I also have a crush on Ron Livingston, though I suspect many just consider him bland or average.
I think he's supposed to be hot, like the perfect boyfriend-type. He's hot to me!

I'm not sure if Fred Armisen is supposed to be attractive or not, but I think he's hot.
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:37 PM
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Alice Cooper


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Old 03-24-2006, 10:49 PM
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Jon Favreau (God, I love sarcasm)
Ray Liotta (intense, with those gorgeous blue eyes)
Willem Defoe (smart, sexy)
Roy Scheider (pre-surgery)
Giovanni Ribisi (a damn fine actor, too)
Vin Diesel (I have no excuse)
Michael Palin (adorable, funny)
Alan Cumming (so freakin' sexy)
Billy Connolly (outrageous, hilarious)
Jason Lee (kinda dorky, but cute in an awkward kind of way)
James Gandolfini (bad boy)
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:52 PM
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Laura Dern!

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Old 03-24-2006, 11:02 PM
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I think Shirley Manson, singer for the band Garbage, is generally not considered classically attractive. But I think she's smokin', especially her velvety voice.
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Old 03-24-2006, 11:15 PM
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Gary Busey. Oddly enough, his picture on the IMDB looks solidly attractive. I find him hotter when he looks more like the guy who's been drunk for two days and can't dress himself.
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Old 03-25-2006, 07:32 AM
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Eugene Levy.
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Old 03-25-2006, 08:41 AM
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I'll agree with Christopher Walken, James Gandolfini (oh yeah!), and John Goodman. And I'll add... Ben Stein. I've often wondered what sex would be like with him. It would either be very clinical and methodical or wildly passionate.

Oh wait! Dr. Drew!!! I LOVE Dr. Drew. You just know his wife wears a smile 24/7.

Why yes! I love smart, nerdy guys.
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