Describe the Doper to respond next (Game)

This has probibly been done before, but I couldn’t find it if it has.

The rules are simple:
You will answer “True” or “False” if the previous post describes you. You will then be allowed to post a description of the next Doper to respond. The person with the most “Trues” and the person to post the most that get responded to with “True” will win the accollades of all fellow Dopers.

Tips: Try not to make your descriptions too generic (i.e. next Doper will be a female. Next Doper will have a scar)

Questions?

Good, let’s begin.

The next Doper will be an intellectually mature female. She has slept on the Pacific shoreline and likes pasta.

Sgt Schwartz

True. The next Doper to post used to have a motorcycle and has a tattoo s/he now regrets.

False. The next Doper to post aspires to publish a novel.

False. The next doper to post will have had a broken heart because they were forced to leave someone for whom they had tender feelings behind in a foreign country.

False. The next Doper will have an advanced degree (Masters or Ph.D.).

False. The next Doper will have lived for at least one year in a country other than that of their birth.

True

The next doper will have been divorced

True. The next doper will have read at leat four Harry Potter books.

False.
The next Doper to respond speaks at least three languages fluently.

False. The next doper to respond is owned by at least one cat.

False. The next Doper to respond is intellectually pugnacious to the point of sometimes being almost an asshole, and often likes to fight in the Pit.

False. (So much for your admiration, eh?)

The next Doper no longer lives in the state [or state-equivalent] where he or she was born, and hasn’t for more than ten years.

True. The next Doper is a morning person.

False. The next Doper has a pilot’s license.

False.

The next Doper used to collect for UNICEF while trick-or-treating.

False. The next Doper has masturbated today.

:eek: How did you know??? True. The next doper to respond will know how to play the guitar.

False. The next Doper has some odd food allergy.

False. The next Doper to reply thinks Donald O’Connor was a better singer and dancer than Gene Kelly.

True; allergic to synthetic blueberry flavourings. Remember those Rocket Pops? Yeah, I never could eat them :frowning:

The next doper plays a musical instrument.