Bizarro (read: FUN!!) Doper Awards

[faithfool]

First Edition!


Let's pass out some meaningless accolades for the best and brightest from 2006....


*For Longest Prehensile Tongue in A Moderator Position: Giraffe

*For Most Interesting Use of Signature Fonts and Sizes: Bosda

*For Best Use of Sheep: Hal Briston

*For Length of Persistence in Nudging Celebrities Off This Mortal Coil: a35362

*For Frontline, Badass Coverage of The Odious Phelps Clan: Baker


.... and that's just to name a few that's easily been floating around in my cesspool. Throw in anyone you like and we promise to only let them drown a bit. Mwahahahahaha.


~MC faithfool (Whose sorry she's still not resisting the urge to tease Hal -- because it's just sooooo much fun!)

[bbs2k]

Best suggestion for doper Superlative Awards: faithfool

[Eve]

. . . is there a Margaret Dumont Lifetime Achievement Award for Imperious Glaring?

[faithfool]

Aw, thanks for joining the ceremonies! I'll graciously accept (and any other little ol' distinction y'all'd like to toss my way) and yield the floor again, after recognizing the proud and brave who've now beaten a path through the muck and the mire to participate. These are for you guys....


*For Doper Most Likely To Steal Candy From: bigbabysweets

*For The Most Articulate Use of The Combination of Pw: Eve


.... and I also gotta shout out to my favoritest online boyfriend.


*For Hottest Misanthrope Who Needs To Become An Extrovert Near Texas: The Mad Hermit




Complimentary Twizzlers and Yoo Hoos in the back! Smiley face stickers too!!

[Our lovely goodie bags are the product of my fevered imagination. Cheap and calorie free, take more than one if you. ]

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

faithfool--make mine a Career Achievement Award. I really don't do the giant text/weird font in my sigs anymore.

[Kythereia]

The NYC Badge of Honour: Cartooniverse

The Official Feline Pawstamp of Approval: EddyTeddyFreddy


Narya: Qadgop the Mercotan

The Esperanto Appreciation Society medal: Sunspace

Promotion to Lt. Junior Grade: Der Trihs

[The King of Soup]

Originally Posted by Eve

. . . is there a Margaret Dumont Lifetime Achievement Award for Imperious Glaring?

It's called the Helen Hokinson Dowager Death-Ray Prize, and you just might retire it next year. So far, however, your sense of humor keeps that goal just inches from your grasp. Another problem is, whenever you say "Well, I never!" absolutely no one has the courage to suggest that, well, you know.

[Eve]

Originally Posted by The King of Soup

It's called the Helen Hokinson Dowager Death-Ray Prize, and you just might retire it next year. So far, however, your sense of humor keeps that goal just inches from your grasp. Another problem is, whenever you say "Well, I never!" absolutely no one has the courage to suggest that, well, you know.

. . . which is why I usually say, "well, really!" (No one ever knows what I mean when I say I have turned into a Helen Hokinson matron.)

[Bear_Nenno]

Most hours logged on parents' couch......

Most food consumed while posting....

Most knowledge of inane and pointless trivia...

Most pretentious spelling/grammer corrections....

Most use of annoying-ass cliches...

Most jobs started in a single year...

Not sure who to nominate. I just thought these would be great categories.

[Baron Greenback]

{{{{Bear_Nenno}}}}

I sense disillusion, young Padawan.

[What Exit?]

Best use of creative short rhymes: EddyTeddyFreddy

Official SDMB Troll Hunter: FinnAgain, not always correct, but persistent.

Official SDMB Cartoonist: Amazon Floozy Goddess

The Not Dead Yet Award*: Liberal

Top Poster in the Fields of Posts: Guin

Most Prolific poster: What Exit? not always correct, but persistent.

Starter of the Most Threads: BrainGlutton



* as in returns from suspensions and sabbaticals

[Caridwen]

Most Prolific poster: What Exit? not always correct, but persistent.

(Also a very kind and thoughtful poster).

[NinetyWt]

Top teller of avaition stories: Broomstick

Champion of sniffing out weird car news: Tuckerfan

[SSG Schwartz]

Biggest fan of former Rolling Stone correspondants and drug addled essayists...Queen Bruin

marginal and unemployable worker of debased and irregular habits... Lumpy

SGT Schwartz

[Dolores Reborn]

Inventor of the Longest Running Serial Thread who then Disappears off the Face of the Earth Award:

Rue DeDay

[Penchan]

Best drama writer for Days of Our Dopers: Sampiro

[Sunspace]

Originally Posted by Penchan

Best drama writer for Days of Our Dopers: Sampiro

Yes!!!

Originally Posted by Kythereia

The Esperanto Appreciation Society medal: Sunspace

Awww... :: rugxigxo ::
I might have nominated matt_mcl for that one, except that I nominate him for the "Demographic Specificity Award (Left-handed Francophone Socialist Pagan Esperanto-speaking Parliamentary-candidate Division)", and can someone be nominated for more than one award?

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

Awards for the best and the brightest
Require a touch of the lightest.
How to single out one
From so many, such fun,
And offend none? I haven't the slightest.

[anyrose]

Best Translator of Ballywood: Anaamika
King of TMI: swampbear

[Queen Bruin]

Originally Posted by Sgt Schwartz

Biggest fan of former Rolling Stone correspondants and drug addled essayists...Queen Bruin

Whoo, Freak Power!


"It is always better to be shot out of a cannon than squeezed out of a tube."

[twickster]

Originally Posted by EddyTeddyFreddy

Awards for the best and the brightest
Require a touch of the lightest.
How to single out one
From so many, such fun,
And offend none? I haven't the slightest.

Limericist Laureate: EddyTeddyFreddy

[Anaamika]

Originally Posted by anyrose

Best Translator of Ballywood: Anaamika
King of TMI: swampbear

Hooray!

[What Exit?]

Originally Posted by twickster

Limericist Laureate: EddyTeddyFreddy

But I already gave her

Best use of creative short rhymes: EddyTeddyFreddy

Can she get two awards, especially for similar subjects?

Jim {Thanks Caridwen, very nice of you}

[twickster]

Originally Posted by What Exit?

But I already gave her
Can she get two awards, especially for similar subjects?

Jim {Thanks Caridwen, very nice of you}

Yours isn't alliterative. Mine is. 'Nuff said.

[Beadalin]

Originally Posted by anyrose

King of TMI: swampbear

I woulda gone with lieu.

[gigi]

Most likely to gratuitously call attention to herself: gigi

[What Exit?]

Originally Posted by twickster

Yours isn't alliterative. Mine is. 'Nuff said.

Excellent point, if we are limited to one award in an area of posting, I concede the precedence of my award to your award. Either way ETF knows we appreciate her efforts.

I nominate for Most entertaining Doc: Qadgop the Mercotan

Jim

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

Originally Posted by What Exit?

Excellent point, if we are limited to one award in an area of posting, I concede the precedence of my award to your award. Either way ETF knows we appreciate her efforts.

I nominate for Most entertaining Doc: Qadgop the Mercotan

Jim

Aw..............

And hey! I was gonna nominate him for Best Hull Slitherer!