Desperate for money…and love:
Thief asks out his victim
God bless America.
I think he qualifies as a hardened criminal.
Hey, women like bad boys. Am I right?
Seems the woman wasn’t quite quick enough on the uptake (fair enough given that a robbery was in progess):
Daft Crim: hey babe, wanna have a drink?
Quick Thinking Babe: 9 o’clock, Freds Bar. Bring some cash
DC: I got all the cash we need. OK
9:00pm, Freds Bar
DC: hiya, remember me
QTB: yep sure do. Buy me a drink, and buy all the nice Police Officers one, too. Putz
DC: :smack:
Si