Pizza Robber Asks Victim For Date

[JohnM]

Important safety tip; if you’re going to do a crime, don’t call up the victim and ask them for a date.

Police say a man involved in the recent robbery of a Domino’s Pizza delivery woman would be a good candidate for “World’s Dumbest Criminal.”

Police say that after two men robbed the woman, one of them called the victim on his cell phone to apologize and to ask her out on a date.

Full (short) story here.

With apologies to Baltimore Homicide, “Crime makes you stupid.”

[Snooooopy]

But chicks dig bad boys, don’t they?

[JohnM]

More details now available; Brown is apparently going for the (Bart) Simpson defense:

Brown said he lent his cell phone to Moore and his brother and a third person whose name he did not know, and they made the call. He also said he does not believe the deliverywoman picked his photo out of a photo lineup because he said she has never seen him.

@Bart Simpson

I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can’t prove anything.

[dougie_monty]

@Snooooopy

But chicks dig bad boys, don’t they?

That is as demoralizing a thought as I have ever encountered.

[Flamsterette_X]

Heard about this yesterday.