Pizza Robber Asks Victim For Date

Important safety tip; if you’re going to do a crime, don’t call up the victim and ask them for a date.

Full (short) story here.

With apologies to Baltimore Homicide, “Crime makes you stupid.”

But chicks dig bad boys, don’t they?

More details now available; Brown is apparently going for the (Bart) Simpson defense:

That is as demoralizing a thought as I have ever encountered. :frowning:

Heard about this yesterday.